Gamezine: "Gamezine's Chris Capel teaches us how to be a good Microsoft and Xbox fanboy. Perhaps "good" is not the right word. Convincing might fit the bill. The Tingler teaches us how to be a convincing Xbox fanboy."
Wut?! funny article tho, same with that PS3 fanboy one... cant wait for the wii one lmao.
1. You believe RROD is a MYTH. 2. You think using DVD forever is A-OK 3. You **CANT** see the difference between Bluray and DVD 4. You **CAN** notice a missing pixel on a PS3 game. 5. You think GeOW looks better than Killzone2 6. You think LBP is a FLOP. 7. You judge everything off of sales. 8. You fantasize about Mastercheif and think it`s manly. 9. You`ve never had RROD. 10. You think the 360 doesn`t scratch discs. 11. You call people fanboys and in the same sentence say PStard. 12. You ignore articals about the 360 being "tapped". 13. Your 35 and live w/ your parents or 14 with lots of pimples. 14. You think XBL is worth it. 15. You think Halo reinvented the FPS. 16. You STILL think MGS4 is coming to the 360. 17. You think games that are on PC are XBOX exclusives. 18. You find yourself agreeing w/ POG, Bladestar and Lachance. 19. You think Sony lies about everything. 20. You forget about how badly MS lied about Fable. 21. You think Forza is better than GranTurismo. 22. You based your life off of how many achievement points you have. 23. You bought a HDD from MSFT for $179.00 and are happy about it. 24. You own a HD-DVD player 25. You think full scale Digital Distrubution is about to happen. 26. This list makes you HATE me. 27. You can`t afford a PS3. :(
28. you think peer to peer servers are better than dedicated servers 29. you think it's o.k to pay extra for the wireless adoptor 30. lol 31. see 16. above
7.5. ...if Metacritic doesn't work out as planned
@ Hi-Def LMAO. That list is awesome. Better than yesterdays. Keep in mind people it's just fun games.
Exactly. Bubbles for Ukilnme people.
That article is not as good as the PS3 one, I think he's a 360 sympathizer himself so he had a hard time making it as funny as the PS3 one.
lulz at HD
you know you are a 360 fanboy when you listen to someone like me.....
but this one sucked compared to the PS3 article...I guess being a 360 fanboy is just as boring as owning a 360 in 2009..lol
32. u say ur 360 isnt loud at all 33. u feel the $50 a yr is justified 34. u state the 360 has a kinda web browser 35. ur garanteed to own more than 2 360's and not by choice 36. u convince urself that playin a fighting game on a 360's D pad is superior to the ps3's. 37. Ur thumbs hate u for puttin in all those hours on DOA4 38. 90% of u will sit on ur first headsets 39. When u pack ur 360 to bring to a friends house, u bring an extra duffel bag for the brick 40. U hate renewing ur yearly accounts 41. U regret gettin the legendary edition of Halo 3 42. You hate Shadowrun 43. You love Shane Kim 44. You feel a head start and a lower price doesnt count as a factor in why ya currently have more sold (ahem shipped) consoles 45. U listen to Metacritic more than ur own mother 46. You fall asleep wit ur headsets on 47. Ur mom hates u for beggin her for her credit card info to renew ur account. 48. 99% of u arent goin to buy the GTA DLC 49. $400 is an amount ur brain isnt able to comprehend eventhough u pay more in the end 50. The numerical amount one must pay to play wit others 51. Amount of ppl uve muted on Live in 2 days 52. When asked what u wanted for Xmas, u said a warranty extension 53. 89% of u ran through ur basements when FFXIII was announced for multiplat 54. in Microsoftmatics, 33% is less than or equal to 0% 55. If it isnt a shooter, it isnt a game 56. Bill Gates first job was working at Sony as a janitor 57. When asked what u wanted for Easter, u said a warranty extension 58. U play more 360 than the kid in which u bought the console for 59. 91% of ur friends uve met online and neva met in person. 60. the other 9% dont consider u their friend anymore
This list doesn't even show up on the reasons I hate you...
3. You **CANT** see the difference between Bluray and DVD 4. You **CAN** notice a missing pixel on a PS3 game. Genuine LOL, bubbles
3. You **CANT** see the difference between Bluray and DVD 4. You **CAN** notice a missing pixel on a PS3 game. SO TRUE, SO FULL OF SH!T MORON! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA!! 5. You think GeOW looks better than Killzone2 EVEN YOUR EYES ARE FULL OF SH!T MORON! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA!! 9. You`ve never had RROD. 10. You think the 360 doesn`t scratch discs. AND YOU THINK WE'LL FIND THEM WMDs MORON! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA!! 11. You call people fanboys and in the same sentence say PStard. AND YOU DON'T EVE NOTICE A PROBLEM: BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA!! 15. You think Halo reinvented the FPS. THAT'S WHY YOU MUST BE A 12 YEARS OLD MORON! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA!! 16. You STILL think MGS4 is coming to the 360. PLEASE INSERT DISC 5 MORON! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA!! 21. You think Forza is better than GranTurismo. YEAH, ON YOUR 1971 B&L CRT WITH NIGHT VISION GOGGLES! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA!! 22. You based your life off of how many achievement points you have. AND THAT'S WHY UR BORING AND SUCH AN EASY MARKETING PRAY, MORON! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA!! 23. You bought a HDD from MSFT for $179.00 and are happy about it. THAT'S CUZ YOU HAVE GOOD PERSONAL LUBRICANT, BABOON! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA!! 24. You own a HD-DVD player THAT MAKES YOU A LOSING MORON! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA!! 25. You think full scale Digital Distrubution is about to happen. AND THAT'S WHY YOU BOUGHT AN HDDVD PLAYER, RIGHT? BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA!! OH MAN, THAT WAS FUNNY AS SH!T!!! BUBBLE TO YOU HIDEF!
dude that was funny as sh!t impolite follow up in the open zone! bubble
60. You buy into the rumors that MGS4 is coming to the 360. ...:D Sorry.
** when faced with having to name game titles that are superior to PS3 titles it is advisable that you stand up and state that graphics don't matter. This can be used even if you were just bragging about how much better graphics are on the 360. Of course clearly you understood that everyone knows graphics weren't the only thing of importance when stating that Gears2 is the graphics king, but now when its questioned. You can pretend to take the high road, and state that graphics don't matter. This will leave you a great exit, and you appear to be more of a gamer than the other person asking you to back up your claims of graphics superiority. HD, i love this one: 17. You think games that are on PC are XBOX exclusives.
HighDefinitions list (1.1) I like the lighthearted articles like this for a change on N4G and excellent post HD! Keep it light guys.
"52. When asked what u wanted for Xmas, u said a warranty extension" "54. in Microsoftmatics, 33% is less than or equal to 0%" I LOL'd Funny Stuff
I got give Pirate Thom credit for that one. I just broke it down for the list. He said it a few days ago, and I think it`s some of the most ingenious words ever spoken on N4G.
you forgot someone on that line. 18. You find yourself agreeing w/ POG, Bladestar and Lachance. [Edit] 18 . You find yourself agreeing w/ POG, Bladestar and Lachance , Giantenemycrab.
haha 1.1 and 1.10 put more effort into their list than even the author of the article. You must think about 360 fanboys all day long. We R N UR Head! haha Thanks for remembering me memots. It's only fare since whenever we are listing the crappiest music ever heard I always include you/your band.
Good for you CViper! Embrace it and enjoy it.
Hey thank for that. giantenemycrab LoL i didn't even know there was a band name memots thats awesome. My nickname had always been MotS (thats what i used on arcarde machine for my high score ) But in this age of the internet it almost impossible to use MotS its always always taken. So i put my name initial (M.E) in front of mots and with the years it became memots. You shouldn't say the band memots sucks man they might be xbox360 gamer wich would make them awesome in your book. ;)
61. You answer the "MS bribes third parties away from the PS3" line with the "Sony did it to Sega last gen" line. 62. The only source you trust for sales figures is VGChartz.com. 63. You think America is the only country in the world.
But I haven't had RROD yet :) or afford a PS3 :(
You said: "63. You think America is the only country in the world." It should be changed to "63. You think America -IS- the world."
You have to Become One And that is One Path i Will Never Walk And Therefore i will Never Understand These Idoits Better Known as BoTs But I'm Glad They Exist I mean who would we have to Laugh at and Humiliate EveryDay The BoTs are a Funny Breed
1. Prod is not a myth still happens but not as much. 2. I never seen someone say they should use DVD forever. (edit well tech will always advance and they should know that :P) 3. Blu-ray will always be better because its is hidef for movies and bigger games on 1 disc (MGS4) . BUt DVD can use 3 for a game if people are not a bum and can take time out to change it. 4.some muti plate games do have problems on ps3 but there mostly from ea :P And some exclusive games do have problems if you cant see that your blind. 5. in your opinion. they both look great to me. end off. 6. i didn't like the game but thats my opinion. 7. allot of people do. which is sad but i cant lie that it just show which is doing better. i never read them;p 8. lol halo is a great game know. i moved on now:P. 9.i have never had prod no lie. 10.it does if you move it when theres a disc in it like i did but it was a rental disc and i lied and said it was ready like it and so on ;/ 11.Both sides do xbot. delaystaion and so on. so chidish 12. DO you know if it has, i don't. Engines have limits as well you thought. 13. i think allot of people do :P but i'm not that old yet i got a long way to go yet. I've only got 1 parent the other is a tosser. 14. its is 15. The first one did. 16. it properly wont but you never know in this world. 17. exclusive to ms. but what about people that only got console and a 9 year old pc? 18. sometimes they are right but they are also wrong allot of the time but people don't like the truth from both sides. 19. Sony do lie sometimes but not all the time. 20.don't like the game so i don't care :P 21 Well they are both great and forza is better in some ways but thats my opinion. 22. don't bother collecting them i just play the dame game. 23.To expensive. :P 24. no i got my blueray player in my ps3. that will do me fine. 25. it will happen in due time i think but not yet. 26. i don't ahte you because i don't know you yet. 27. i love my ps3 :P and 360 and my pc. 28. They can be i was on l4d(pc) and on a dedi and it was crap, lagging allot :P so peep to peer sometimes is good but it depends on the other peoples connections are like. as long as it don't lag i cant tell the difference. ( i see what you mean my bad. didn't make sense at all haha) 29. what a wast of money. wire alll the way :) 30. LOOL 31. see 16 above. Happy gaming . The list is just for fun.
28. You should take a little more time spelling/typing. (LOL) happy gaming. "I never seen someone say **using they should use** dvd forever" I have never seen anyone say that either. But I have seen people say...... "Dvd will be fine forever for gaming"
"But remember! You’re a Fanboy! You must hate the opposition with a passion and never acknowledge the fact that they're console is pretty much the same as yours. One is always better! And that one just happens to be the one that you hold onto at night." Yeyeah!
What happened to the DLC that never came out?
Came out a while back now. Something on a moon hurtling towards a planet, I forget what it was called now? But we've only had the one.
Bringing down the sky, but they promised a bunch of DLC, im still waiting....
It's called Bring Down the Sky, it takes around 1.5 hours to complete.
Yeah, but they promised a load of episodes leading up to their next game. I'm guessing the EA take over messed it up.
Haha, Loved the fist one, this was good too, can't wait for the wii one. I wonder what fanboys think of this guys articles? They probably hate it. haha.
NEVER had RROD, my 360 NEVER scratched a disc, NOT a fanboy, own a ps3 too.
Yes, Sony fanboys are just jealous that the 360 is soo much cheaper than the ps3, has no blue ray, and a smaller hard drive! I hate sony! They suck! Their games line up blows! We got halo! Boy I love being a microsoft fanboy, anyone else wanna join in?
...I don't want to hurl insults, towards or against any fanboy at this time. They're no different than people who love certain football teams, schools of thought, or governments. Red vs Blue sounds like "capitalism vs communism" to me. Although I must note, this article doesn't poke fun at 360 fanboys as much as it gives them a list of talking points against the PS3 fanboys. Either way, no comment towards any fanboy.
Pixelsword. Your missing the point bud, these two articles were written to show how stupid fanboys were. It's all in good humor in these articles to poke some fun here and there ya know? :)
"At least Microsoft has one thing over Sony - they sometimes know when to shut the hell up. However, while they don’t get the piss ripped out of them because of their CEO’s stupid comments, they do tend to be quiet when they should be shouting and screaming." Hmmm, I honestly thought it was the other way around.
Have you ever heard a PS3 fanboy shut up about MGS4, LBP, or Versus?
Have you heard a 360 fan shut up about Gears of War or Halo? :/
Fanboys on both sides are extremely loud. I thought he was talking about the companies themselves in that statement. My bad if I interpreted it wrong.
I interpreted it the same way. Saying Microsoft PR knows when to shut up...? Aaron Greenberg springs to mind. THAT is a great example of someone that doesn't know when to shut up.
I honestly don't know what you are talking about.
Aaron, you don't know?? let me fill you in that. As the leader of DirectX engineering, you took the DirectX implementation to the next level by associate it with your career and personal life. Skipping all unnecessary filter and overhead to improve overall performance. So basically the latency from your brain to your mouth is in the optimal level, due to the non filter and virtually no routing. Such marvelous engineering can only be appreciated by engineer.
Ahhh good laughs, bubbles for everyone...
pp? Guess he hasn't logged on his parents computer yet.
First castration, second lobotomy, third drool rag, done, xbot fanboy.
you kids seriously have no lives LOL Sorry lokiroo420, wow! you just insulted me with my typo. yeah too bad I did not make a point with your reply ;)
coming from sonyslave an attack as your name, and yous hases no grammars wen yous typing.
it is very true, 31. your proud to be called xbot because u think its a nickname 32. u played every playstation game and dont like it 33. u think mgs4 sucks and its just a movie 34. u think a game is good by how much it sells 35. u lov to talk trash online lol i lov this site
I love ALL sony and M$ fanboys. On the otherhand, i hate all Wii fanboys. INfact, i hate all Wii owners that don't own either a 360 or PS3 first and foremost.
Bubbles to you. Fanboyism is a good thing and probably good for game sales. So long as there is always an equal to attack. Where as the Wii doesn't even belong in the conversation.
You know why N4G has so many Sony fanboys and less 360 fanboys? Let me tell you a little story. A long long time ago in a place called Earth on a site called N4G an invading game console known as the xbox 360 took the world by storm and soon it had conquered its way into millions of homes. The 360 had a great variety of games and had great heroes such as Masterchief and Marcus and their owners were content and peacefully played them. But a few evil rebels resisted the awsomeness of the 360 and wanted their own evil emperor in the golden throne in which the 360 sits. These rebels became known as the Sony Fanboys....... A leader emerged and took up his fathers name as PlayStation the Third and threatened to wage total war against the great nation of xboxers. They waited and waited and waited for a hero to emerge but none came, in that time the Sony fanboys only grew in numbers as they waited for a hero to lead them to war. Furthermore, the great defenders of of the 360, the xbox fanboys, had grown weak after months of playing Halo 3 and had forgotten about the threat of the PS3 overlord. And finally a hero arrived to the cause of PS3 by the name of Solid Snake and with him leading the charge, the console wars began. With years of moping the PlayStation fanboys were well versed in the arts of shouting RROD, MGS4 ftw!!!!, and LBP=tehPWNZERS but the xboxers held on and only recently have they begun recruiting new members to fight the Sony menace at N4G. There can only be one console, will Emperor Xbox 360 and his few but elite xboxers beat down the rebellious PS3 and its legion of fanboys? Or will the PS3 overlord take the throne? Only time will tell as the consoles wars wrecks destruction in its wake.
Man, take your troll butt and call: 1-800-WHERE-THE-HECK-ARE-MY-3 60-EXCLUSIVES-IN-2009. Also make sure you buy a PlayStation 3 soon and take that wannabee game console that sounds like a jet engine and give it to pp so he can have a back up. 360 FAILS literally as a console and sells as a heater. :)
You do realize your reply had absolutely nothing to do with my comment right and that you're the one trolling, I wrote a short story on the console wars, your trolling about how much better the PS3 is than the 360. Figures.
I guess I got my open zone troll P.H.D. back in 2007. :) Your little story touched my gaming soul. :P
Funny. I will say that the PlayStation overlord will lay waste to the Xbox Emperor in 2009. Glad I fight for both sides. I can be a xbox or sony fanboy depending on the situation. But I swear if my 360 RRODs one more time....... =)
360 fanboys do three things.... 1)deny 2)deflect 3)report and spread false information all the system problems,the high priced accessories,paying for live when other online services are free,bluray being better than dvd,bluray being better than digital downloads,the fanboyish executives,etc,etc,etc DENY ps3 exclusive games looking better than ps3 games?nintendo wii outselling 360 and gaining first place?companies selling starting to make more profit on playstation platforms?microsoft not releasing services like live anywhere,iptv? "well,it's all about the gameplay." "we are not in competition with wii""it is in it's own little world." "look at our attachment rates.""look at how many messages have been sent across XBL." "360 has more games." "360 games have higher scores on metacritic." "sony is the one that under delivers and over promises." DEFLECT STATEMENTS 1080p at 60 fps for all games?all games are to be 120fps?toy story graphics on ps2?metal gear going to 360? http://kotaku.com/gaming/ps... SAYS SUPPORT,NOT ALL http://www.gamespot.com/new... SAYS KEN K. HOPES TO SUPPORT IT IN THE FUTURE. http://digg.com/gaming_news... HAS KOJIMA EVER SAID HE WOULD BRING IT OVER?AND HOW WOULD IT LOOK? http://www.1up.com/do/newsS... http://360.kombo.com/images... LIES,RUMORS AND FALSE INFORMATION CONTINUES TO SPREAD. that's the 360 fanboy.deflectors,liers,rumor mongers,willing to deny truth.the worst bunch of gamers out there. willing to support a busted system with multiple repairs. willing to pay for playing online. willing to pay for high priced accessories. willing to support old tech instead of progressing forward. apocalypse.................
I actualy don't believe or follow a single one of those, and i'm a 360 fanboy. I don't care about dvd, blu, hd dvd, MGS4, Gears 2 allthough you dob't yet have a game released that matches the graphics. This article just proves the fantasy land droids live in from yesterdays PS3 fanboy article. I don't know a single xbot like this, what xbots this guy talking about?
Jason 360, Thank you for being such a good customer. Because of loyal Xbox 360 consumers like you, we are able to run a successful business. We have you invested into last generation technology and you will pay next generation prices. You cannot get the Xbox Experience anywhere else but on the Xbox 360 itself. Cross game voicechat, ingame soundtracks, Xbox exclusives, NONE of these things are available on PC. The same thing cannot be said for the ps3, however. Thank you Jason 360.
Xbox 360 = Microsoft PC with Windows (there is no other way) = Microsoft Now you tell me any other way to play a PC game without the "Microsoft logo" booting up first? Typical droid thinking---> "lets stick it to MS and get the PC version, that'll teach em" and try and look past that "games for Windows" logo on the cover. I swear droids are so dumb they count to 5 using the alphabet.
Jason 360, Again I have to thank you. You know that you can play those games on your PC running Microsoft Windows, yet you have chosen to support my company by purchasing another piece of hardware to do the exact same thing. Thank you Jason 360
i didnt read ur comment but gave u a disagree anyways just head banging to the new metallica, any this article is funny.
So which multi droid account ignore are you on my profile? About 40 of them are just Nasim alone. How many are you?
1.) Your Blog is named Kotaku. 2.) Don Resinger is your American Idol. 3.) You think Halo 3 looks Next Gen. 4.) You have no clue what other console graphics even look like unless you read a description on xbxoxkings.com 5.) You agree with Bladestar on N4g. 6.) Blu-ray makes you feel outdated so you convince yourself with squinted eyes that netflix pumps out TRUE 1080p HD. 7.) You think Microsoft are the "good guys". 8.) You feel that Cliffy B. is on the same level as Kojima or Miyamoto in game development. 9.) You think Call of Duty 4 is an xbox exclusive. (Soulja Boy..lol) 10.) You tell yourself that as long as 360 sells in America they can be a global brand. 11.) You think Sony is not number two behind Nintendo in overall marketshare in any given NPD month. 12.) You think FFXIII on 360 will be on one disc. 13.) You convince yourself that owning a PS3 is only for "rich people". 14.) You think Microsoft is winning in Japan. 15.) You love paying for add ons and dongles. 16.) Seeing a lime green DVD case makes "10" or "GOTY" pop in your head. 17.) You are scared what is going to happen when the 360 is third this generation. 18.) You think Sony fans who have been playing the best games since the 90's don't know what awesome games play like. 19.) The word S-O-N-Y makes your body shake and your teeth rattle. 20.) You hate that all the hottest exclusives are "Only on PlayStation". 21.) You think Microsoft is hiding a truckload of exclusives somewhere in Pluto. 22.) You think Microsoft doesn't pay for timed exclusives. 24.) You think 2006 and 2007 are the best years in gaming. 25.) You think anyone can sell 100 million consoles. 26.) You think 140 million ps2's sold because Sony released 1 year ahead of the competition. Let me stop....lol