Crispy Gamer writes:
"In a dim San Francisco nightclub, tucked away in the second floor V.I.P. area, there are four banks of widescreen monitors. Capcom is holding an off-the-cuff Bionic Commando deathmatch tournament tonight. We have an hour, at most, to prepare ourselves for the casual competition. I sit down at one of the stations, grab an Xbox 360 controller, and try to familiarize myself with the weapons, maps and locations of health. I also attempt to come to grips with the game's unique approach towards locomotion -- that nutty mechanical arm that whips out and grapples onto anything solid. In order to get the swing I'll have to find a way to reconcile the run-and-gun gameplay of Halo with the acrobatic web-slinging of Spider-man. But I don't. I'm eliminated in the first round, scoring in the middle of the field with a miserable five points. Already, I've learned some lessons -- digested my experience and come to some conclusions. If you want to suck at Bionic Commando just like me, follow these steps."
As much as we love our iconic characters in Video Games, some of the character designs are just bad. Here are the top 5 worst character designs in Video Games.
Genuinely a poor list. When I read a title like "Worst Male Character Designs.." I expect the author to have some grasp of artistic methods, aesthetics, and knowledge--but here all we get is a few sentences which add up to "dun like the character because they look angsty".
Prince - Warrior Within
Danta - DmC
Chris Redfield - RE 5
Rad Spencer - Bionic Commando
Remy -SF 3 Third Strike
Not worth a reading IMO
This week on Digital Fiasco, hosts Dandr0id and Jack McBastard discuss some new developments that may seriously endanger the Nintendo Switch's long term viability.
For ease of navigation:
(2:38) Dandr0id finishes Metro 2033 Redux
(12:12) Dandroid plays pronounces Lumo as Zumo. Or something.
(14:38) Jack McBastard finishes Horizon: Zero Dawn
(31:28) Jack McBastard plays Ghost Recon: Wildlands
(43:15) Discount plays ARK: Survival Evolved (and doesn't listen to directions)
(46:47) Discs, Downloads and DLC
(49:57) Switch Disappointments: Week 8
(50:41) Disappointment 1: Critical design flaw discovered in the left JoyCon
(54:05) Disappointment 2: Switch Dock hardware issues
(58:13) Disappointment 3: The Switch may already be DOA
(1:04:00) Bonus Disappointment: Dead Pixels
(1:05:10) Final Fantasy VII Remake may not be as close to the original as you thought
(1:12:56) Naughty Dog Co-President Christophe Balestra
(1:15:26) Naughty Dog Co-President Evan Wells
(1:21:27) Jason Momoa is a colossal nerd
(1:25:08) Final Mass Effect Andromeda details to excite us
(1:42:15) No Man's Sky Pathfinder Update (and Jack forgets the name of the Vy'keen)
(1:58:47) PS4 Firmware 4.50 (and more No Man's Sky)
(2:01:59) Valve's new tweaks to user reviews
(2:06:04) The Options Menu: Second Chances
(2:06:47) Second Chances: Conker's Bad Fur Day
(2:14:58) Second Chances: Bionic Commando
(2:23:48) Second Chances: Eat Lead: The Return of Matt Hazzard
(2:32:51) Indie Shoutout: Oxygen Not Included
So, Nintendo's got a new mini NES with 30 games packed in.Here's 12 classics they snubbed.
It is called rights, and RARE is no longer got any rights with Nintendo. as for some of the others, maybe someday they will be added VC games can be downloaded to it FYI
Super Dodge Ball was great, but how do you forget Track and Field, Double Dribble, Skate or Die, Paperboy, Bad Dudes, Top Gun, Blades of Glory, WrestleMania, Tecmo wrestling, bomberman, etc
I suck so bad, going online to play games is actually discouraging for me. My kill to get killed ratio is something like 20 to 1. Get killed being the winning factor in this case. I actually avoid playing online if at all possible,(sometimes when your friends are in your grill, it just ain't).
Suck as I may, guess I'm still hardcore (^_^;)