Jordan Bowman writes:
"Hey, it's me again. I just wanted to let you know how good I've been this year: I've prevented at least three secret organizations from overthrowing our society, gone back and personally ended World War II again (would they have ever won that war if I hadn't stepped in?), and even created a LittleBigPlanet level in the shape of Jesus' head! Needless to say, I think my good deeds definitely outweigh the bad (let's just forget about that little instance where I parked my car on top of a dead hooker, shall we?) and I think some Christmas swag is in order. But I'm not going small, Big Red. No, this year I'm asking for some gifts for gamers in general, and I think we all have a few things you could mark off our lists."