At heart it's a budget game with a big-name author attached, but if it catches you in the right mood on a sleepy Sunday afternoon, you might just get hooked. The mix of stiff upper-lip storyline and retina scorching searching is strangely soothing. There's a marvelous air of the ridiculousness to the whole thing as well. Discover a dead body and you just have to soldier bravely on, looking for the porcelain cat and ignoring the cold, stiff fingers of an unfortunate maid. Brilliant but for all the wrong reasons.