"Recessions stink for a lot of reasons. But today we're going to discuss reason No. 124 why an economic meltdown is, like, a major killjoy.
Reason No. 124: A bad economy could mean less money to spend on games.
But as much as I love video games, even I have to admit that when the cash flow starts to dry up, the smart move in the game of life is to cut back on the fun and games in favor of spending that money on stuff like food and clothes and medical insurance."