SG: "As I sit here to write up this review, two days of gameplay (with the game finished) under my belt, I ponder. What am I pondering, you ask? Well, I'm pondering what direction I should go in with this review. Do I shamelessly send it to the depths of gaming hell, or do I think of the children and merely say "Well, it could be worse.". The fact that this game is subtitled with "The Game" should really tell you all you need to know"