"Far too often we've seen top ten lists about boobies, yet nobody seems to have taken the time to appreciate what's really important about women - their hearts. Of course by hearts, I'm talking about the shape of their sweet, sweet asses. What, you thought I was actually going to be a gentleman and care about anything other than looks? Get real (that's a joke, kids - respect your mother).
Anyhow, the point is that there are plenty of men (and women) in this world who would consider themselves fans of the bottom half. Men are actually very evenly divided between boob lovers and ass lovers, and we need to try to counterbalance all these titty lists with a list about butts.
We will be counting down the best heinies over the next several days, some of which may surprise you, but all of them are sure to please. So without further ado, I give you Ripten's Top 10 Nicest Asses in Videogames! No, wait - here's some more ado: many of these images are NSFW, so make sure you know who's around before you start fapping."