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Top 10 Nicest Asses in Videogames - #10

Ripten:

"Far too often we've seen top ten lists about boobies, yet nobody seems to have taken the time to appreciate what's really important about women - their hearts. Of course by hearts, I'm talking about the shape of their sweet, sweet asses. What, you thought I was actually going to be a gentleman and care about anything other than looks? Get real (that's a joke, kids - respect your mother).

Anyhow, the point is that there are plenty of men (and women) in this world who would consider themselves fans of the bottom half. Men are actually very evenly divided between boob lovers and ass lovers, and we need to try to counterbalance all these titty lists with a list about butts.

We will be counting down the best heinies over the next several days, some of which may surprise you, but all of them are sure to please. So without further ado, I give you Ripten's Top 10 Nicest Asses in Videogames! No, wait - here's some more ado: many of these images are NSFW, so make sure you know who's around before you start fapping."

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Twizlex3695d ago

It's about time we see some booty! I just hope they don't cop out and put Lara Croft at number 1.

Cookigaki3695d ago

Cookigaki would not approve of that at all! Lara Croft has nice rear, but she is not number 1 at all.

Cookigaki3695d ago (Edited 3695d ago )

Even though Cookigaki is a boob man, Cookigaki can certainly appreciate some nice asses. There better be some of Cookigaki's games on this list or Cookigaki will be angry!

Twizlex3695d ago

Which games are your games?

Dan Landis3695d ago

I think he's talking about Dead or Alive.

Cookigaki3695d ago

Yes, the DOA chicks are Cookigaki's girls, and so is Rachel from Ninja Gaiden.

Cookigaki3695d ago

Cookigaki did not create this ass so Cookigaki is going to have to say that this ass is not that special.

Twizlex3695d ago

You're crazy. That red demon chick from Ninja Gaiden had a nice ass, but I'm not really into the DOA chicks. Sorry, Cookigaki, but I think Cortana's ass is better.

Dan Landis3695d ago

Yes, Cortana is a hottie. If she's number 10, I'm curious to see the rest of the list.

Twizlex3695d ago

Did any of you guys watch the music video at the bottom? It was surprisingly kinda good.

Dan Landis3695d ago

Most of the time when I try to watch a video in firefox it freezes up so I don't even try anymore.

Twizlex3695d ago

Just upgrade your flash player to version 10 and that should fix it.

Cookigaki3695d ago

Yes, Cookigaki can confirm that flash 10 works better with stupid firefox issues.

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360 man3695d ago

ivy from soulcalibur has the nicest

Dan Landis3695d ago

Really? Don't you think it's kinda... big?

360 man3695d ago

im black i like big

the bigger the better i say

Twizlex3695d ago

Oh no, don't feed the stereotypes! LOL, j/k. Everyone's got different tastes. So what do you think of the Rumble Roses chicks then?

360 man3695d ago

dere ok but alot of them are thin

ivy is thick shes got thoes meaty thighs
and dont even get me started on her breasts

those king kong titt1es

wollie3695d ago

I'm white as hell and I think ivy has the best everything! damn. this girl from halo 2 and 3 looks like she needs a ham sandwich or two.

Cookigaki3695d ago (Edited 3695d ago )

Cookigaki likes some thickness, but Cookigaki does not think Cortana needs any sandwiches. If Cortana needs to eat something, Cookigaki has plenty to offer.

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