The Escapist: "I have a neighbor, Antonio, who recently asked me to help him pick out some new clothes, because he was concerned that he wasn't as stylish as he perhaps should be. Wanting to be the helpful sort, I bought him something at the local boutique that I thought would suit him, and dropped by his house to give it to him. Not only did he not like it, he yelled at me and questioned my taste. I promptly wrote him a letter telling him that I hoped he moved away, then set a pitfall trap right out side his front door, hoping that he'd get the hint he was no longer welcome in my town. My Animal Crossing: City Folk town, that is."