I Figured Out How Tall The Sexy Resident Evil Lady Is Because Of Course I Did

Ash writes: "Oh, Tall Lady, how do I love thee, let me count the ways.

I love thee to the depth, breadth, and height so much so that I took great pains to actually calculate your height."

[eddieistheillest]

8ft.

[lukasmain]

Comment from Kotaku article-
"I figured she’s 8 feet tall because the moment I saw her, I felt that she’s based on the Japanese urban legend Hachishakusama (literally "8 Feet Tall"), who is about a tall woman dressed in a white dress with a wide brimmed hat, who stalks and abducts children to kill." - pretty cool shit.

[Rambokind]

Is sh*t cool though? It's usually steaming.

[oof6781]

The yokai also has a manly voice. Maybe Lady Tyrant here may have a special surprise

[Babadook7]

"the Sexy Resident Evil Lady"

Wut

[Christopher]

Honestly, she's probably less than 7' easily, likely closer to 6'. Unless they assume all her bedroom furniture is "her" size, but the rest of the house isn't. It would make the other ladies closer to 7' if she was also 8'.

[StoneyYoshi]

At the end of the demo she comes through the big double doors and is as tall as the door frame with those perspectives being shown and in another trailer they show her bending over like she's touching her toes just to fit through an interior door. She's definitely not "less than 7' easily". Or they have special 4' tall doors just for the hell of it.

[Christopher]

@StoneyYoshi: Yet she fits in chairs without looking that tall, is shown at normal height in her mirror, and stands only about 1' taller than the other vampire ladies. I think her "greater size" in that scene isn't necessarily her true form but the same reason the other ladies can turn into hordes of insects, it's a supernatural effect. If you take only one scene, perhaps, but the rest doesn't line up.

[StoneyYoshi]

@Christopher
"Yet she fits in chairs without looking that tall, is shown at normal height in her mirror"

You can be tall and look normal height while sitting especially if all the length is in your legs which is possible in real life and also could be the case here.

"I think her "greater size" in that scene isn't necessarily her true form but the same reason the other ladies can turn into hordes of insects, it's a supernatural effect."

This is a fair assumption and could be true.

"If you take only one scene, perhaps, but the rest doesn't line up."

You gave 2 examples just like I did. So this could go either way. But her bending over 90 degrees to fit in a door really convinces me that she's AT LEAST 7' tall and if becoming taller is an alternate form then Capcom has really lost their touch on interesting antagonists.

[DJStotty]

The new female Tyrant!!! or could be Mrs X.

[Lore]

Just imagine if her and Tyrant crossed paths, only to have an epic showdown

[spicelicka]

or an epic mating session

[wenaldy]

She's a Tyrant. So go figure.

[lipton101]

It’s funny reading these because she’s practically my wife’s doppelgänger. Same body build, cheekbones, eyes, nose and lips. My wife has a warmer smile, a less prominent chin and blue eyes and is 5’11, not 8’!

[WeAreLegion]

Is your wife single?

[LucasRuinedChildhood]

"Hey honey. Did you know that you would make a compelling villain? Look at this."

[lipton101]

She was being particularly moody on Friday while working when I first saw the new villain and jokingly I was like “this was you today,” lol, then showed her the similarities and Internet thirst for her doppelgänger

[memots]

The Thirst is real.

[Bobertt]

Pics or its not true.

[lipton101]

I have nothing to prove to anyone! I’m an avid gamer, saw that she looks like my wife and I’ve been pretty giddy over it. That’s about it, bud. Believe or don’t, doesn’t matter either way because I’m heading out of work in 20 minutes to greet her at home and give her a big hello kiss.

[Ezio2048]

She is thick

[SaveFerris]

It is about time someone introduced a murderous giantess milf in a video game. I cannot remember the last one?

[arvfab]

Sheeva from Mortal Kombat? She also sports an additional pair of arms!

[Vanfernal]

Queen Yharnam.

[Elda]

LOL!

[MehmetAlperTR]

Her name is Alcina Dimitrescu.. Aka Vampire Lady. And three others are her daughters they said. Vampires, zombies, lycans.. Woow.

[Kason35]

She will crush him http://residentevilbytheeoa...

[Natversion1]

Death by SnuSnu

[Binarycode]

I worked out I couldn't give a toss how tall she is, just fix the floaty controls and have a solid framerate.

[RazzerRedux]

Sexy? lol....ok

[marinelife9]

Can you still call a woman sexy in 2021 or do you get cancelled or something?

[SpineSaw]

Ok then.... What this thing\ woman needs is a little..wait! Correction a lot of help from Dr. Troy McNamara because she most definitely is not.... The perfect soul and no way has the perfect mind and the perfect face? But she is the perfect ......Lie!

[sourOG]

Damn I wish I read the site source before clicking. I avoid kotaku on purpose.

[SPEAKxTHExTRUTH]

Capcom should have dropped this in July so she can join the Hot Girls Summer click.

[SDuck]

The article was cringy as hell to read but what else did I expected from a woman writing as a man with an unhealthy obsession for a fictional character? Just take the advice, don't even open the article and the answer is 8ft