By now, you've been assimilated into the "New Xbox Experience." By now, your 360 console has strong armed you into customizing a small and rubbery online avatar. By now, you've discovered how the limited options for facial features, hairstyles and especially clothes make this doppelganger process a disappointment and frustration.
So here's an idea. Instead of building a half-assed copy of yourself, why not build a half-assed copy of your favorite celebrity? Why bore everyone with Bearded Sunglasses Dude #57 or Green Shirt Wearing Gal #124 when you can terrify everyone with a Frankenstein version of Mario, Lara Croft, Chuck Norris or Sarah Palin?