"Today's Watercooler features a very perplexing ad for a product most of us are familiar with. Following the trend of the last few years in which commercials have absolutely nothing to do with the product they are advertising, this commercial features some nice fat dude shooting paint out of his ass.
That's right. Paint out of his ass.
I usually say "You're welcome" here, but I'm not sure if anyone's thanking me on this one. Seriously, though, I'd like to here some suggestions on how this ad makes any kind of sense at all. The only thing I'm sure of is that Microsoft are some sick bastards and the Zune is apparently a painted piece of sh!t."