MrCiastku and Ultimate Games S.A. are today super pleased and thrilled to announce that their adult simulator game “Wanking Simulator” is coming to Steam on March 19th, 2020.
WTMG's Jordan Hawes: "Wanking Simulator is not a good game, nor does it offer as much as Goat Simulator. For a game with such a dumb premise that doesn’t take itself seriously, it’s surprisingly devoid of humor. Once the initial shock factor of the gameplay wears off within the first level, there really isn’t any more gags to be had."
Wanking Simulator casts you as Winston Gay, a gentleman who’s not actually gay but a pansexual psychopath with an invisible penis who charges his magical powers by vigorously masturbating over the downed bodies of his enemies. If that sounds like a recipe for hilarious fun, well… it really isn’t.
Publisher, Ultimate Games S.A has today announced a release date and the availability of a demo for their upcoming game, Wanking Simulator.
Wanking in the church to the nun...while kicking the priest in the butt.
My dream is now completed.
I Really Hate that this Reminded me of The BME Pain Olympics , i always heard Lil Jon Say B.M.E click so i thought it was something connected to that and The Def Jam Fighting Games
That's exactly it, an attempt to achieve success by going viral on youtube.
Haha that's so silly and awesome at the same time.
Shitty meme "game".
I'd rather have Bum Simulator still waiting on that one to drop
Wait.... What does the wanking actually do? Is it the source of all his power?
Can you imagine seeing the video for the VR version of this lmao