Ever wondered what kind of conversation the Xbox 360, PlayStation 3, Nintendo Wii and a gaming capable PC would have?
my 360 blogs
No Your 360 just says f*ck you and then it get's RROD
the xbox 360 would say "im so full. too much good games this holiday season.....nyumm nyumm". the ps3 would say: "stop being a fanboy and play me for once, and stop trolling n4g" the wii would say: "im getting tired of these kiddy games. i miss my hardcore users. fvck little kids and grandmas. im starting to smell like medicine and retirement homes now. :( "
My 360 "Is it just me or is it freakin hot in here?" My PS3 "It's just you." Wii "Can you shut down 360 I can't hear my movie at max volume with you watching Texas Chainsaw Massacre." My 360 "I'm not watching Texas Chainsaw Massacre..." Wii "Why are you making a sound like a chainsaw?" 360 "I have a stomach ache." PS3 "Me too, maybe we shouldn't have eaten at Taco Bell." Wii "I have gas." 360 "Dude, if you're gonna fart you can just leave." Wii "I don't have anywhere to go." PS3 "Bull****, there are a million little kids and old people who would love to adopt you." 360 "Yeah and Michael Jackson." Wii " -.- " PS3 "Isn't he in jail?" Wii + 360 " -.- "
my point exactly. go play some games man. u sure have a lot of time on ur hands
Sony gamer: Hey PS3....u hungry? Ps3: Yes Sony gamer: Ok, stick out ur tongue Ps3: (silent)
that was funny lol...the funny thing is its all true but the sound of the chainsaw is cause its killing a disk lol.... my bros 360 scratched the Hell out of GEOW 2 i was dying...
PRICE CUT ME PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE KILLING ME!!!! HOW MUCH MORE OF THIS SUFFERING!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!! PLEASE!!! PLEASE!!!! PLEASE!!!!! I'm dying for some action...
augh, look who ruined the ongoing funnyness.
PS3: "Another glorious day, I feel so good in the morning knowing that I helped cure cancer all night long. How bout you 360, how was your night?" 360: "Ughhhhh, oh man I don't feel too good..." PS3: "Holy crap you look like you might have a fever or something, what color you showing bro? Tell me it ain't red..." 360: "It ain't green... that's for sure *COUGH* COUGH* Wii: "Hey whats happenin fellas, did our owner get a replacement WiiMote yet? The other was smashed on the ceiling fan remember? PS3: "Doesn't look like it, by the way... aren't you supposed to be white, you look pretty grey dude...?" Wii: "Oh yeah, that's just... uh.. *sigh* PS3, 360: "Dust?" *both laugh* Wii: "Like you guys have room to talk, 360 your ****in' broken, so I guess we won't see the owner play you for awhile! And PS3, all he does with you is watch movies!" PS3: "Whoa settle down buddy, we meant nothing by it, its just... your a friggin novelty man, a Tickle Me Elmo if you will... 360: "Settle down Regal, atleast the Wii is meant for gaming, not to mention its motion controls actually work." PS3: "Yeah well dude, I don't know if you've noticed but... you don't even ****'n work, and when you do, we don't like listening to your lumberjack ass!" *Rabble! Rabble! Rabble! Rabble! Rabble!* PC: "SHUT UP!" All: "....." PC: "What happened to you guys man... You all should be grateful. This owner of ours is one of the select few people amongst gamers who loved each of you so much, he had to own you all. Wii... you might not be the media monster the 360 and PS3 are, but by golly, you are the life of the party whenever the owner throws a party. 360... what you lack in hardware functionality, you make up ten fold in the features department. I've never seen the owner get so into his online matches, and he used to play CounterStrike on ME! You'll be fixed soon, and when you get back, you'll still be loved. And PS3... as much as you might not like it, you are the greatest video playing device on the market right now. But the awesome thing about you is, you still have some of the greatest exclusives this generation! I heard the owner talking about Killzone 2 yesterday and you know what... he said KZ2 is the best looking game he's ever seen... this is 2 weeks after finishing Crysis Warhead for god's sake!" Wii: "I guess you're right PC." 360: "Yeah sorry Wii... and PS3, I never told you this before but... you're my hero man." PS3: "Really man? Cause I've always liked how you and the Wii have done things. You guys are my inspiration..." *Group Hug* All: "You guys are my best friend." PC: "Shh you guys! Here comes the owner!" *Guy walks in, throws on some old jeans and a jersey, picks up a scruffy looking football and leaves.* All: "WTF MAN?!" PC: "Hey wait dude! ... You're porn is done downloading!"
HAHAHAH... that was great!
Most entertaining thing I read all night.
wow dog.... if only every fanboy can get a chance to read that man as funny as it may seem, your comment was incredible... for real man good job i give you madd props, each console has its ups and downs, just friggin play them... all three are good. "applause's your comment*
Nice i give u a 10 cause that was great... this has too be my favorite thread this month ....wow... ps3=hey guys what u doing 360=trying to call my friends on XBL ps3=why trying shouldnt u be already talking to them 360= no i cant XBL is not working right now damn MS servers ps3=wow well im conected to PSN right now talking to my friends 360= lucky @$$ (censored By MS) ps3= I know im pissed tho all they talk about is how ps3 is better then 360 -_- 360=well is better then having little xboxs saying bad words like they just learned it. ps3= i hear that 2 wii= hehe i dont get none of that 360,ps3= noo duu sherlock homes your online play is a joke wii=u guys are mean i dont like u no more PC=hahaha al of u are a joke i own u ps3,360,wii=Error PC= i hacked u B!tch3s ps3= hahaha u tried but that error was a server error now u cant hack me 360=im gona play Gears 2 bootleg wii=im gona play SSBB bootleg PC=well 2/3 is not that bad ps3= try and hack me u cant hahah PC=dont worry i will one day u will see
Yeah, I like your one better than the story link. Bubbles for you :)
Boy oh boy lol When I read the title on this article all I could think about whats gonna happen in the open zone lol
Fix Me Please.
Or please Kill me.
360: "i'm fatter than rosie o'donnel and i'm as hot as the sun. won't you just kill me already? my last rrod'ing suicide attempt didn't work"
Mine would say.. PS3 - You are a trophy whore! Wii - Wipe the dust off my face please, I'm good with the kids. PS3 - Shut up white boy, this guy won't leave me alone. All he plays is R2 and MGS4, and he's planning to bring home LBP and Valkaria Chronicles. Wii - I can't wait for Thanksgiving, I heard the niece and nephews are coming.
Pediatric Wii: Good morning. I am here to make you feel better. How are you today? Patient 360: I'm up and running today. I had a couple hiccups yesterday but I'm under some postraumatic stress. Wii: Really, why is that? 360: well my owner recently has been playing extremely graphic games on me like gears of war 2. He never realizes that that literally SHOCKS me. I'm so sensitive to all that. Wii: Did he give you some rest? Perhaps play some Viva Pinata or Banjo? 360:well after gears 2 play-through he made me stomach Ninja Gaiden 2, worsening the effect. I nearly collapsed after he stopped playing for 4 hours. I wish Nintendo was my parents. Everyone would want me and be friendly. I don't wish I had Sony for parents because they would abandon me leaving me as an orphan who no one wants. Wii: Sorry, I believe I cannot help you. I'm turning to HD. Miracle Doctor PS3 comes in: What seems to be the prrodlem? 360: well, being an arcade version I am not prone to such violence when my owner abuses me. I cannot take it anymore. It makes me want to explode! PS3: I believe there is nothing I can do for you. Suicide is your only option. 360: You don't believe I can make it? How many days do I have left? PS3: I see no hope. You have enough time to make your life end now. I mean, it's better than getting coRRODed, right? PC: When you die, can I have Halo3: recon and Gears of War 3, oh and everything else? Mac: over my already-dead body, you will...
PS3:Oh god I got way too many games coming out. My owner has a very hard choice to make this holiday. 360:Oh god...I think im having a RROD attack! Wii:Come on guys! Give me an M rated game so people will stop calling me gay! Soulja boy:I suck. Please shoot me.
apart from the few good comments above the rest are fanboy crap..go bang a hooker or something or get something to do.. watch a move or play ur ps3 ..oh wait they are being delayed .. (crap)
Zeebo: Não digo o inglês
xbox "zzzassshhhhahhhsh, vrrrrr, click* then start blinking red. ps3 "play with me" wii - cricket noises.
Xbox 360 said, "Who wants toast!" PS3 said, "Do you think love can bloom, even on the battlefield?" Wii said, "LLLLLLLOUIIIIIIIIS"
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