Publisher, Ultimate Games S.A has today announced a release date and the availability of a demo for their upcoming game, Wanking Simulator.
WTMG's Jordan Hawes: "Wanking Simulator is not a good game, nor does it offer as much as Goat Simulator. For a game with such a dumb premise that doesn’t take itself seriously, it’s surprisingly devoid of humor. Once the initial shock factor of the gameplay wears off within the first level, there really isn’t any more gags to be had."
Wanking Simulator casts you as Winston Gay, a gentleman who’s not actually gay but a pansexual psychopath with an invisible penis who charges his magical powers by vigorously masturbating over the downed bodies of his enemies. If that sounds like a recipe for hilarious fun, well… it really isn’t.
MrCiastku and Ultimate Games S.A. are today super pleased and thrilled to announce that their adult simulator game “Wanking Simulator” is coming to Steam on March 19th, 2020.
Id like to see a dlc where ur a girl and you’re “scratching the record” and squirting on people, maybe she joins a fire department and uses her talents to save lives, a firefighting self pleasuring simulator. Boom! Gold mine!!
I know your being sarcastic but I wouldn't mind that either lets just have some fun silly games now and then.
I'd rather have Bum Simulator still waiting on that one to drop
Wanking in the church to the nun...while kicking the priest in the butt.
My dream is now completed.
Looks like a stupid shit meme game.
Clearly a game for the PC master bates, I mean, race.
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