Screen Play: "Yes I'm talking about you, with the mouse and the keyboard. No, don't close the page, it's
time to man up and take your medicine. You are a terrible human being and there not a large enough emoticon or image macro to properly express my contempt for you.
As a person ages they begin to mature. Things that once seemed terribly important to someone now seem trite and embarrassing. I'd imagine at some stage in our development this was used to get our parent's attention when we thought we were in danger but now it seems to be used by people to act like a spoiled child when they don't get their way. Unfortunately for us and our hobby, gamers can be some of the most spoiled children ever to grace the internet, and yes, it is always the internet's fault.
They sit on message boards and blogs, scratching vast manifestos onto their electronic wailing wall about how they have personally been wronged by others. What's worse is that when more than one of these creatures gathers in the same place they seem to feed off each other's grief like a giant solar panel made out of the crystallised tears of their failed expectations.
Now that we're absolutely clear about the situation, let's pick on some people. Of course we can't name names so we'll use the time honoured technique of being vague."