Xbox Deodorant, Body Spray, And Shower Gel Are Coming

What does Xbox smell like? You may soon be able to find out. Microsoft has partnered with Lynx to create a new fragrance called Lynx Xbox. The range includes body spray, deodorant, and shower gel, so really all of your bases are covered.

[Jin_Sakai]

This has to be a joke.

[bouzebbal]

Xbox stinks...ok I'm out

[Mr Pumblechook]

Is this a comment about Xbox owners?

[jznrpg]

@Mr Pumblechook yes

[rainslacker]

Given the topic.....I'm not sure if that's considered a troll comment....I'm perplexed, which is making me all sweaty. Perhaps I need to buy some of this stuff to keep my lady happy.

Or....just take a shower. I don't need to be fragrant.

[Army_of_Darkness]

I don't know about these Xbox fragrances... What if the side effects are blurred 720p vision?! Your abilities to do anything start to Suck?! Get random urges to play an fps game??... Or like their exclusives, what if I wait for those x1 fragrances and they all end up disappointing me?? :p

[CyberSentinel]

Finally some new releases for bots!

[The Wood]

Timed or true exclusive. . . .

Seems there can't be any jokes about this . . . Sad. . .

[XiNatsuDragnel]

Thanks for the joke @Wood

[Gotcha5]

bouzebbal
at lease you don't have to smell like a Pony Ass...

[RedDevils]

@Gotcha5 but you had to admit Pony ass smell better than your breath right?

[UltraNova]

Good news. It's about time mum's basement smelled something other than Mt Dew, coolaid and farts...

[zeee]

I doubt the fragrance/smell is gonna be an "exclusive" one.

[UltraNova]

@zeee

Even then its a 3rd party (Lynx) exclusive ;-)

[Kaedro]

I bet it smells like disappointment XD

[Knushwood Butt]

It's launching with the Cool Water fragrance.

[FlameBaitGod]

It smells like broken promises

[Obscure_Observer]

WANT!!!

[Obscure_Observer]

@tekiz

It might be your dream to have a woman in your house, dude. Don´t need to see your profile to know that you´re new around here, since you clearly don´t know nothing about me. Just another kid looking for attention trying to piss people off. Grow up! Lol.

[Brave_Losers_Unite]

@Obscure

What does being new have to do with his comment? Did his comment really trigger you that much? Relax

[MadLad]

Obscure seems a bit overly defensive at tekiz's comment.
Wonder what that's about ..

[rainslacker]

Damn dude. Tekiz was just making a joke. I don't think he was making it personal.

I mean, who here, when they think of Xbox, thinks, "Man...I sure would love a fragrance that somehow embodies my love of Xbox. I want to smell how I feel."?

@tekiz

Don't worry about Obscure. There are no big players here on N4G. Just people who talk a lot, and sometimes argue a lot. Everyone is either relevant or meaningless, and that's usually based on console preference who one decides to care about, or argue with.:)

[Silly Mammo]

Ron Burgundy: I don’t know how to put this but I’m kind of a big deal.

[UltraNova]

Obscure common dude he was messing with you...

[SpeedDemon]

Don't use the shower gel, it will put red rings on you.

[KickSpinFilter]

Or use the SAD Edition Body Spray

[Elwenil]

Is this a good time to launch my line of RROD branded contraceptives?

[trooper_]

... Idek what to say.

[FACTUAL evidence]

Introducing xbox’s exclusive scents, RROD and DRM!

[RomanPSX]

PS scent would be YLOD.

[SyntheticForm]

Phil Spencer's sweat.

[shuvam09]

The XBox creator sounds disappointed...
Going by his dp, might be bcoz they didn't have a beard wash in the lineup lol...

[outsider1624]

Can we have Ps4 Soap, PS4 Toothpaste while we're at it, please.

[Longadog]

unleash the Beast!

[gangsta_red]

Hell yeah!

[Obscure_Observer]

"Featuring top notes of kaffir lime and winter lemon, aromatic herbal middle notes of mint and sage, and woody bottom notes of patchouli and clearwood."

Xbox gamers just become number one among women! O.o

[gangsta_red]

Who would have thought smelling good was attractive!

[YodaCracker]

At least the Halo tournaments will smell better than the Smash tournaments.

[WeAreLegion]

Patchouli will NOT get you women.

[UltraNova]

Is it me or did xbox ask Alan Wake for his secret aromatic application routine and launched it on their own? :-)

[TheSaint]

You're SO sad.

[sushimama]

That PR Speak for Mountain Dew mixed with Doritosm gamer body odour and xbot tears.

[TheSinsibleOne]

I swear people dont understand sarcasm lol

[gangsta_red]

Lol! It's fun just to see them lose their minds

[AnubisG]

I've read your other comments about smelling nice, and living in the real world and real woman etc....

You know what's not gangsta? Having a deodorant and bodywash with the same brand as a video game console. I mean, I never heard woman falling over heals if they see something like that. So, what you are saying is, welll, very ironic. Also, there are stuff like this already so you don't have to wait to smell nice for woman. You can go out to any store and buy Olds Spice deodorant and body wash. Crazy huh?

PS: how do you know that this will smell nice or even a scent that you or woman around you will like?

Hell yeah?🤣

[gangsta_red]

Are we actually discussing what brand of soaps a woman would prefer if she was to come over a guy's house? Lmao, is this what this site has devolved too?

If I got a breezie at the crib already, I'm 💯 positive the last thing on her mind will be what soaps I'm using.

"I never heard woman falling over heals if they see something like that."

I don't think I've ever heard of a woman caring what a guy did to be clean as long as they were amiright?

"You can go out to any store and buy Olds Spice deodorant and body wash. Crazy huh?"

No way, stores carry things like this? I've been making my own hygienics out of whale blubber and cheetah skins this whole time! Hells yeah! 😎

[rainslacker]

I like to rub my Vita all over me after I get out of the shower. For those special nights, I will soak in the bath with my PS4 to let the smell wash over me. Then a little splash of the Switch for an after shave, and I'm good to go.

[Realms]

Yeah like there aren't already a ton of options with way more knowledge and experience in the market already. Your fanboyism knows no boundaries. I don't know if I should laugh or cry about this it borders on pathetic to be honest, yes everyone can appreciate cleanliness not just women ain't nobody trying to smell your funk at work, school or anywhere for that fact.

[gangsta_red]

"Your fanboyism knows no boundaries."

Because I said "hell yeah?", Oh the absolute irony.

"I don't know if I should laugh or cry about this it borders on pathetic to be honest,"

The fact that a comment saying "Hell Yeah" over some Xbox soap which brings out this much emotion from you should honestly send off some major mental warning bells for yourself.

[Realms]

There is nothing wrong with having a preference we all have them but you constantly look for the negativity when it comes to Sony but something as trivial as xbox cleaning products has you jazz up? Different strokes for different folks I guess.

[shuvam09]

Gonna be an empty can like xbox lol...
No substance..

[RedDevils]

I wonder do you dress up like a power ranger irl lol

[PoopsMcGee]

Cue the "Xbox definitely needs this because it stinks" jokes...

[Lighter9]

With a username like that, you definitely need some of the body spray and deodorant.

[Iltapalanyymi]

why wont nintendo make one too? the smash tournaments would smell a lot better

[Atom666]

So I guess there's truth to this?

https://nintendosoup.com/co...

[ChiefofLoliPolice]

🤣🤣😂
28514;

[Kribwalker]

They Already have

https://www.ebay.com/p/Nint...

I don’t understand all the hate in here on it. It’s branded soap. lol

[conanlifts]

His and hers, Princess Peach and Luigi Lynx. Plus one for the children with Diddy Kong.

[agent4532]

I get the Xbox is a brand but this confirms that Xbox stinks; hence, the body wash, shower gel, and deodorant to wash away the stinky smell while playing xbox

[Sitdown]

You tried waaaaaay too hard.

[Ricegum]

He's not wrong though.

[Sitdown]

He's not wrong? So Xbox stinks, and you used an Xbox product to wash away the stinky smell from playing Xbox? Oooooookay, you all would be great friends.

[agent4532]

Oh, I was hoping it will make you laugh

[Longadog]

initiate defense protocols...

[rainslacker]

This just seems like an odd thing to "team up" over for a game console. I mean, snack foods, Soda, Fast food. Those are all traditionally things that gamers like, or at least there is a perception they are all into that stuff. Maybe some branded clothing, as people like to show what they like.

But a soap? It's not like gaming is a thing where people think it gets all sweaty and you would want to have a powerful and good soap to get clean with....like say Old Spice and football. And, if you put gaming and smelly together, it doesn't really conjure up positive images of the people who would use the product.

[conanlifts]

I think its the codename of their next Console, LYNX.

[cfc83]

spray and hope

[Critic4l_Strik3]

Gamer smell? Wth

[Pancit_Canton]

It gives you that virgin smell.

[drunkenspy007]

I mean, there are obsessive fans for everything out there, so I am sure there's a market for this.

[Kabaneri]

Day one preorder at CVS.

[Elda]

LMAO!!

[KickSpinFilter]

Ya nothin like smelling like Xbox spray.
As a women I'm sure that would grab your attention more than like Acqua Di Gio for men right?
It's one thing to be killing it and put out some sneakers or something. But to be lacking in highly rated exclusives almost all gen and to do something like this...well...priorities.

[rainslacker]

I hear Walgreens has a pre-order bonus. You get an exclusive feminine hygeine product which I'm not sure I can say the name of.

[OzzY-waZZy]

holy hell.. the neckbeard full circle.

[rainslacker]

Full circle? They have toothpaste AND an enima kit as well?

I feel sorry for the mods on this topic. You know they have to be laughing at some of these comments they're marking inappropriate.

[DrMipples]

Who wants to smell like shit?

[Elda]

LMFAO!! Looks like cheap products like Old Spice one would buy at Rite Aid,Walgreens or CVS.

[KickSpinFilter]

I think they are going to call it SAD Edition Toilette Spray (exclusively sold at Gamestop)

[MasterCornholio]

Xbox Soap and Deodorant Edition?

[rainslacker]

Hey, don't knock dollar store brands. I use them, mostly, and I smell fine. :) A decent deodorant goes a long way.

Granted, these won't be priced like dollar store brands, but that's besides the point.

[Elda]

Yep the Family Dollar Store as well!!! LOL!!!

[WeAreLegion]

You say that like Old Spice deodorant isn't legit.

[Elda]

It's old,cheap & it stinks.

[WeAreLegion]

In the '90s, maybe. Have you tried any of it since? They have a lot of good scents.

[Mr-Dude]

a HALO of fragnance that will knock your GEARS out

[Exvalos]

They got more hygiene products then they do exclusives.

[NoneYuh]

I used to work at GameStop. Man, people need to use this stuff before bringing their BO to a midnight launch.

[KickSpinFilter]

Ya they do those stores always smell like that!!!!
Whats up with that?
That's why I think they are going to call it SAD Edition Toilette Spray (exclusively sold at Gamestop)

[monkey602]

Maybe this will cure the smell of any CEX I've ever been too 😂

[saint_seya]

Be ready for the future comments from microsoft, like how many arms pit have been sprayed :D

[Acecalibur]

I dont want to smell like dust and machine oil

[Tross]

They're the kings of marketing at least. Somehow that hasn't translated into very impressive sales of the XB1 worldwide when compared to the competition who spends less on marketing, but keep on spending on that MS, maybe one day it will pan out for you.

[arnsekar]

Bet it smells like Mt Dew Code Red lol

[Knightofelemia]

What's next Xbox toilet paper or Xbox laundry soap

[MasterCornholio]

Did somebody say TP?

TP for my bunghole?

:)

[The Wood]

After about 15 or so years. . . I now know what the TP stood for. . . . . . My gosh. . .

I remember that episode. . . . . .lol

[Nodoze]

Xbox exclusive!

[KwietStorm_BLM]

Are these included in the 14 E3 reveals from Microsoft studios?

[milohighclub]

For when you're killing it in the console market.

[quenomamen]

Heard it smell of Energy Drink and old pizza boxes

[brianunfried]

Smells like Mountain Dew and Ass

[Fluttershy77]

Great! No games, but at least you got a deodorant

[indysurfn]

ROFL!

They did that because people kept saying Xbox stinks! So they was trying to fix the perception.

I think they need a human guide for interacting with humans.

[Relientk77]

It looks like they just copied Axe body spray and gel lol

[Skuletor]

Probably made in the same factory too

[Knushwood Butt]

Lynx = Axe

I didn't know those products were still on the market.

[ocelot07]

Take it your not from the UK? Lynx is essentially the go to gift idea for birth days and christmas here. Like it's unreal how many lynx africa sets I have due to friends and family giving me them for Christmas and birthday. In fact I could probably make a small fortune buy simply putting a xbox sticker on them and selling them on.

[Knushwood Butt]

Lol

Actually, I am from the UK, but haven't lived there for a long time.

[ReVibe]

BOD Spray > All. Shit is literally a charisma potion.
Let lesser men carry the stench of megacorporate branding.

[Benficaman]

WTF? No way.

[Mister_Wolf]

They have managed to bottle the smell of the shitty generation they've had.

[thornh]

If you use it too much you get a Red Ring of Death where ever it is applied...

[chris235]

that‘s what washed up rockbands do. they create their brand of wine/beer/panties because their main income is kind of dwindling. funny.

[Imortus_san]

hahahahahahahahaha, holy shit this and the post about Kratos being bi just made me laugh a lot.
https://ovicio.com.br/criad...

[FallenAngel1984]

Does it make you smell like Mountain Dew & Doritos?

[KickSpinFilter]

When you need to smell like a Gamestop...Xbox musk is there!

[rainslacker]

I feel sorry for the guys over at GameStop that will have to upsell this to their customers. I'd be a bit awkward trying to imply someone smells, so I thought they'd need some soap.

Or, their customers, when they have the one token early 30's 6'2" overweight guy, of which there is at least one at every game stop, at the door spraying people as they come in saying, "Xbox....for men", while trying to look seductive.

[KickSpinFilter]

OH man!!!!! LOL

[XxINFERNUSxX]

omg. smh..why? ....

[KickSpinFilter]

I think they are going to call it SAD Edition Toilette Spray (exclusively sold at Gamestop)

[DrRobotnik]

Be careful...it might give you "red ring" blemishes.

[AnubisG]

Good for....Xbox fans? I guess. Wonder what these smell like and the quality of it.

[NiteX]

In before now you can smell like a virgin jokes!

[AK91]

Wait did we rewind time to April 1st?

[zodiac909]

Then after a few months of use, your skin will have red rings of death all over, due to defective production of the product. ;)

[optimus]

if they were smart they would promote this with 1 in 3 bottles come with 6 month of gold or gamepass codes. then they would fly off the shelves a lot faster and non gaming people will wonder why and buy it out of curiosity cause it's trending causing even more sales...win/win.

[kayoss]

If you cant beat your competitor then you should smell good while doing it.

[Smokehouse]

That’s a complimentary gift bag at e3 because it smells like nasty ballsack in there.

[ITPython]

Well Lynx/Axe is mainly used by preteens and young teens, so this is s fitting partnership.

Wonder if Sony will partner up with Creed to make a PlayStation fragrance for adults?

[rainslacker]

I hope so. because I'm loving the jokes in here. Best news all week so far.:)

[bluebenjamin]

Will it run Gamepass 👀

[InKnight7s]

Now they have a sort of exclusives.

[jeremyj2913]

Didn't kno XBots could sweat

[Profchaos]

I always found these products extremely tacky maybr it will sell well among children what do I know

[goldenGod]

What's it smell like, Mountain Dew and Doritos?

[Solo_88]

Probably spent more development time on this than actual first party games.

[CrimsonWing69]

So, your consumers ask for exclusives and instead you throw money into making deodorant... I don’t even know what to say, anymore...

[Kosic]

This their big E3 announcement?

[trouble_bubble]

Xbox hygiene? More like birth control. The sec I see eau de milo in swipe right’s medicine cabinet, I’m tying the egyptian cottons together and repelling out the window.

[OC_MurphysLaw]

On one hand I sit and shake my head wondering who thought this would sell. However, Xbox has also created things like the Xbox Onesie for adults as novelty items so ... expect this in your Christmas stocking this year whether you were naughty or nice from Santa or someone in your family who knows you are a gamer.

[TheColbertinator]

Now the ladies can't resist your frat boy smell

[CrustifiedDibbs]

i like xbox, but this is god damn weird.

[XiNatsuDragnel]

Seriously this stuff has to stop Microsoft, we need games, not cologne eww.

[conanlifts]

Maybe Lynx will be the codename for their new console? If so its clever advertising. If not it is just a bit weird.

[MWH]

Time to bring the game to the shower.

[XxINFERNUSxX]

So now we can all smell like Phil Spencer LOL

[Segata]

"World Premiere Xbox One Launch Exclusive"

[ajax17]

Ok then

[tagzskie]

these xbois is super fun ahahaha next is xbox clothes and guess what?? thats the best clothing line of the whole world LOL.. Xbox is mainly for games, they should focus on games this gen instead of this soap etc.. common guys your better than that ahahah

[ILostMyMind]

Xbox underware ... Imagine that. 🤯

[william_cade]

They'll do anything not to make games. If true of course.

[timotim]

Ill give it a try...why not! Currently use Dove for Men bodywash and deodorant...the ladies love it haha

[Elda]

(stares)

[timotim]

(feels uneasy)

[QuePasa87]

Y tho

[ElementX]

If it's an antiperspirant and deodorant, I may check it out. Deodorant just masks BO

[Vipre77]

Smells like your mom’s basement

[ILostMyMind]

Goty

[timotim]

😄😄😄

[zodiac909]

Something about this smells fishy.....couldn't help myself.

[plmkoh]

What does a Xbox smell like? Petroleum based plastic mould release?

[madpuppy]

let me guess, it smells like Pepsi and Doritos?

[Gwiz]

*shrugs*

[DafunkyRebel]

Now you can smell like failure too

[Dom_Estos]

Yes, VR and abundant exclusives?. Who cares? Lets bring out a shower gel and some deodorant. For the players!

Also expect the bottle to have half in it, with future top ups available via microtransactions.

[Tsar4ever01]

P%$#**&**%^*&%$#@$$%^& amp; #$%^&@!!!!! HA, HA HA, HA! HA!!! I'm at a loss for words! First a Cabbage Patch Dolly with Xbox headphones, NOW THIS!!! Xbox has automatically WON E3 2019!!

[bluebenjamin]

Cool I sweat in 4K 😎

[bluebenjamin]

Ok ok I sweat in checkerboard 4k sike no I dont 😂

[RizBiz]

Are they extra super-duper strength, specially designed for the average XBox gamer?

[Soybetaboy]

Day one buy for me

[bluefox755]

If some of their fans actually use it, then this isn't a bad thing.

[deno]

You must be a schmuck to buy these.

[Gwiz]

I bought them as a present for you :D

[deno]

Thanks sweet cheeks.

[deno]

How about that. Deodorant and shower gel before exclusive games.

[Deadsinister]

Ridiculous I can see the commercial now if you wanna stay fresh but single and jerking off alone forever try Xbox lynx now.

[mastershredder]

Lol. As if it will ever get used.

[psforward]

Any video game company making branded soap is laughable...

[RevXM]

Cant wait too cover myself in that fresh console smell. Lol.

No but serioisly they should have made a console finnish cleaning spray with new console smell. That would actually make sense. Like we have new car cleaning products and air fresheners that smell like a "new" car so that would kind of be nice to have a product to clean and polish up a console with a product that has a subtle fresh smell.

[monkey602]

Ah lads! Nearly 250 comments and not 1 person has cracked a joke about it not being suitable for Anal usage - side effects include Red Ring of Death!

[GamerHeaven]

You mean these will be released together with anal-conda console ? Wow, you learn something new every day... /jk

[Maywell]

I never thought Xbox would be like this. But I think this suits Xbox more.

[SethBrundlefly]

Can also be used by PC owners.

[GamerHeaven]

Xbox smells like shit, there's your answer. ;P

[glennhkboy]

Are these involved within my Game Pass?

[syphon32]

This product contains nano tech designed to alter your brain chemistry and slave your motor functions causing you to purchase products with the word xbox in it, you were warned.

[nowitzki2004]

Finally! Some exclusives!

[Longadog]

agree..not sure how Sony can counter this...

game over, man!

[nowitzki2004]

Cant wait to see numbers for how many of these shipped

[SethBrundlefly]

This soap has been cancelled.

[thejigisup]

Pretty sure there was an article about starting* next gen on the right foot. If it means Xbox branded soap then we might have a problem.

https://n4g.com/news/226869...

Can't wait for Xbox branded tampons and Xbox branded toothpaste, an Xbox branded lipstick might actually sell well. Even Seamus Blackley isn't happy about this, id buy him a drink.
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you.

Tldr; whoever smelt it, dealt it.

[NobleRed]

Perfect tools for Xbox fanboys.

[Puty]

All e3 xbox announcements in one place.

[StarkR3ality]

FFS...

[Al_Simmons]

When you're a gaming console but have no games to show for it LMFAO

[Magog]

Hey, Xbox players. I think Microsoft is trying to tell you something. Take the hint.

[bloodymeatballz]

Shut up with this fake news

[sushimama]

It smells like Mountain Dew mixed with Doritos and Gamer-Body-Odour

[Kaedro]

I can't help but lol at all the XBOX hating comments being deleted :P and people even say this website is controlled by Sony XD

[AmUnRa]

O Kaedro did someone hurt your feelings? You guys cant take a joke. You must admit, the comments are funny as hell😉

Smelling like Mountain Dew and Doritos...hilarious😂

[m2stech]

Do you need xbox live to activate the spray?

[lellkay]

hahaha i'd buy it.

[racso10ken]

maybe they are included with gamepass

[Phantom68]

Lol

[Thundercat77]

What in the name of God is this garbage?

[Tsar4ever01]

Microsoft is sending some X-THOTZ a stern message, STOP COMING TO OUR XBOX CONFERENCES STANKIN' LIKE MUSKY "GREEN TOXICITY" THAT ALWAYS HANGIN' ON YA"LL!! LOL!!!