940°

Xbox Deodorant, Body Spray, And Shower Gel Are Coming

What does Xbox smell like? You may soon be able to find out. Microsoft has partnered with Lynx to create a new fragrance called Lynx Xbox. The range includes body spray, deodorant, and shower gel, so really all of your bases are covered.

Read Full Story >>
gamespot.com
Mr Pumblechook2200d ago (Edited 2200d ago )

Is this a comment about Xbox owners?

jznrpg2200d ago (Edited 2200d ago )

@Mr Pumblechook yes

rainslacker2200d ago

Given the topic.....I'm not sure if that's considered a troll comment....I'm perplexed, which is making me all sweaty. Perhaps I need to buy some of this stuff to keep my lady happy.

Or....just take a shower. I don't need to be fragrant.

Army_of_Darkness2200d ago

I don't know about these Xbox fragrances... What if the side effects are blurred 720p vision?! Your abilities to do anything start to Suck?! Get random urges to play an fps game??... Or like their exclusives, what if I wait for those x1 fragrances and they all end up disappointing me?? :p

CyberSentinel2200d ago

Finally some new releases for bots!

The Wood2200d ago (Edited 2200d ago )

Timed or true exclusive. . . .

Seems there can't be any jokes about this . . . Sad. . .

Gotcha52200d ago

bouzebbal
at lease you don't have to smell like a Pony Ass...

RedDevils2199d ago

@Gotcha5 but you had to admit Pony ass smell better than your breath right?

UltraNova2199d ago (Edited 2199d ago )

Good news. It's about time mum's basement smelled something other than Mt Dew, coolaid and farts...

zeee2199d ago

I doubt the fragrance/smell is gonna be an "exclusive" one.

UltraNova2199d ago

@zeee

Even then its a 3rd party (Lynx) exclusive ;-)

+ Show (9) more repliesLast reply 2199d ago
2200d ago Replies(1)
Kaedro2200d ago

I bet it smells like disappointment XD

Knushwood Butt2200d ago

It's launching with the Cool Water fragrance.

FlameBaitGod2199d ago

It smells like broken promises

2200d ago
Obscure_Observer2200d ago

@tekiz

It might be your dream to have a woman in your house, dude. Don´t need to see your profile to know that you´re new around here, since you clearly don´t know nothing about me. Just another kid looking for attention trying to piss people off. Grow up! Lol.

Brave_Losers_Unite2200d ago

@Obscure

What does being new have to do with his comment? Did his comment really trigger you that much? Relax

2200d ago
MadLad2200d ago (Edited 2200d ago )

Obscure seems a bit overly defensive at tekiz's comment.
Wonder what that's about ..

rainslacker2200d ago

Damn dude. Tekiz was just making a joke. I don't think he was making it personal.

I mean, who here, when they think of Xbox, thinks, "Man...I sure would love a fragrance that somehow embodies my love of Xbox. I want to smell how I feel."?

@tekiz

Don't worry about Obscure. There are no big players here on N4G. Just people who talk a lot, and sometimes argue a lot. Everyone is either relevant or meaningless, and that's usually based on console preference who one decides to care about, or argue with.:)

Silly Mammo2200d ago

Ron Burgundy: I don’t know how to put this but I’m kind of a big deal.

UltraNova2199d ago

Obscure common dude he was messing with you...

+ Show (5) more repliesLast reply 2199d ago
SpeedDemon2200d ago

Don't use the shower gel, it will put red rings on you.

KickSpinFilter2200d ago

Or use the SAD Edition Body Spray

Elwenil2200d ago

Is this a good time to launch my line of RROD branded contraceptives?

FACTUAL evidence2200d ago

Introducing xbox’s exclusive scents, RROD and DRM!

RomanPSX2199d ago

PS scent would be YLOD.

2200d ago
2200d ago
shuvam092199d ago

The XBox creator sounds disappointed...
Going by his dp, might be bcoz they didn't have a beard wash in the lineup lol...

outsider16242199d ago

Can we have Ps4 Soap, PS4 Toothpaste while we're at it, please.

+ Show (11) more repliesLast reply 2199d ago
purple1012200d ago ShowReplies(4)
2200d ago Replies(5)
Obscure_Observer2200d ago

"Featuring top notes of kaffir lime and winter lemon, aromatic herbal middle notes of mint and sage, and woody bottom notes of patchouli and clearwood."

Xbox gamers just become number one among women! O.o

gangsta_red2200d ago

Who would have thought smelling good was attractive!

YodaCracker2200d ago

At least the Halo tournaments will smell better than the Smash tournaments.

WeAreLegion2199d ago

Patchouli will NOT get you women.

UltraNova2199d ago

Is it me or did xbox ask Alan Wake for his secret aromatic application routine and launched it on their own? :-)

sushimama2199d ago

That PR Speak for Mountain Dew mixed with Doritosm gamer body odour and xbot tears.

+ Show (3) more repliesLast reply 2199d ago
2200d ago Replies(12)
TheSinsibleOne2200d ago

I swear people dont understand sarcasm lol

gangsta_red2200d ago (Edited 2200d ago )

Lol! It's fun just to see them lose their minds

AnubisG2200d ago

I've read your other comments about smelling nice, and living in the real world and real woman etc....

You know what's not gangsta? Having a deodorant and bodywash with the same brand as a video game console. I mean, I never heard woman falling over heals if they see something like that. So, what you are saying is, welll, very ironic. Also, there are stuff like this already so you don't have to wait to smell nice for woman. You can go out to any store and buy Olds Spice deodorant and body wash. Crazy huh?

PS: how do you know that this will smell nice or even a scent that you or woman around you will like?

Hell yeah?🤣

gangsta_red2200d ago (Edited 2200d ago )

Are we actually discussing what brand of soaps a woman would prefer if she was to come over a guy's house? Lmao, is this what this site has devolved too?

If I got a breezie at the crib already, I'm 💯 positive the last thing on her mind will be what soaps I'm using.

"I never heard woman falling over heals if they see something like that."

I don't think I've ever heard of a woman caring what a guy did to be clean as long as they were amiright?

"You can go out to any store and buy Olds Spice deodorant and body wash. Crazy huh?"

No way, stores carry things like this? I've been making my own hygienics out of whale blubber and cheetah skins this whole time! Hells yeah! 😎

rainslacker2200d ago

I like to rub my Vita all over me after I get out of the shower. For those special nights, I will soak in the bath with my PS4 to let the smell wash over me. Then a little splash of the Switch for an after shave, and I'm good to go.

2200d ago
Realms2200d ago

Yeah like there aren't already a ton of options with way more knowledge and experience in the market already. Your fanboyism knows no boundaries. I don't know if I should laugh or cry about this it borders on pathetic to be honest, yes everyone can appreciate cleanliness not just women ain't nobody trying to smell your funk at work, school or anywhere for that fact.

gangsta_red2200d ago (Edited 2200d ago )

"Your fanboyism knows no boundaries."

Because I said "hell yeah?", Oh the absolute irony.

"I don't know if I should laugh or cry about this it borders on pathetic to be honest,"

The fact that a comment saying "Hell Yeah" over some Xbox soap which brings out this much emotion from you should honestly send off some major mental warning bells for yourself.

2200d ago
Realms2199d ago

There is nothing wrong with having a preference we all have them but you constantly look for the negativity when it comes to Sony but something as trivial as xbox cleaning products has you jazz up? Different strokes for different folks I guess.

shuvam092199d ago

Gonna be an empty can like xbox lol...
No substance..

RedDevils2199d ago

I wonder do you dress up like a power ranger irl lol

+ Show (6) more repliesLast reply 2199d ago
PoopsMcGee2200d ago

Cue the "Xbox definitely needs this because it stinks" jokes...

Lighter92200d ago

With a username like that, you definitely need some of the body spray and deodorant.

Iltapalanyymi2200d ago (Edited 2200d ago )

why wont nintendo make one too? the smash tournaments would smell a lot better

Kribwalker2200d ago

They Already have

https://www.ebay.com/p/Nint...

I don’t understand all the hate in here on it. It’s branded soap. lol

conanlifts2200d ago

His and hers, Princess Peach and Luigi Lynx. Plus one for the children with Diddy Kong.

Show all comments (271)
290°

The Real Enemy of Gaming Isn’t DEI. It’s the CEO

From Horse Armor to Mass Layoffs: The Price of Greed in Gaming. Inside the decades-long war on game workers and the players who defend them.

Read Full Story >>
rushdownradio.net
jambola2d ago

maybe a real enemy is people who use terms like "the real enemy"
there can be more than 1 bad thing, t's not like a kids show with 1 big bad

senorfartcushion1d 6h ago

This is very much a “dummy who volunteers themselves to the middle” comment.

The real enemy is a common phrase, people use it all the time.

Calm down.

jambola1d 3h ago

i'm very calm
you seem very upset however

Notellin15h ago

You don't seem calm at all. Don't take this so seriously, you seem desperate responding to others defending your opinion that lacks any value or critical thought.

jambola14h ago

stop projecting
i'm not desperately dong anything, i'm tapping at keys on my keyboard bud

PapaBop14h ago

It's not like kids show with one bad guy? I present to you.. Bobby Kotick

ABizzel112h ago(Edited 12h ago)

DEI was never the problem and it was an ignorant take to begin with.

DEI is why games like Kena Bridge of Spirits, South of Midnight, and Ghost of Tsushima exist.

DEI is why we have a huge resurgence in Japanese, Chineses, and Korean developers producing games like Stellar Blade, Black Myth, and why Nintendo & Sony exist.

DEI is why more and more games have HUGE accessibility options with both Sony and MS fully behind this.

DEI was never a bad thing, the entire purpose of DEI is representation of all people, genders, disabilities, etc…

The problem was people used DEI as a default derogatory term to describe what they believed was forced representation, which allowed colorist, racist, sexist, misogynist, homophobic, and xenophobic fools to run away with the negative DEI narrative.

jambola1h ago

you don't get to decide other people's motivations
sorry to break it to you

+ Show (1) more replyLast reply 1h ago
Sciurus_vulgaris2d ago

Executives seem to often have an obsession with perpetual revenue growth. There is always a finite amount of consumers for a product regardless of growth. Additionally, over investment is another serious issue in gaming.

Killer2020UK1d 4h ago

The fact that they also rarely have any real expertise in game development compounds things. They'll look at what's been successful elsewhere, lack the knowledge to properly understand why they have been successful and then force a team to 'reproduce' their badly interpreted idea of that success.

We see it so often with sequels to games that were successful too. The team are left well alone, they have a break through hit and all of sudden the money men descend on the IP and completely railroad the dev team's ideas. Usually winds up being 'make the same game but MORE'

LoveSpuds15h ago

This is true throughout all of the corporate and public sector organisations to be honest. CEO's generally move amongst the corporate world without any need to have experience of a particular industry, they simply need to rely on their senior leadership credentials. A CEO of a retail giant will just as easily transition to a CEO role in the energy sector for example.

Not defending CEOs here to be clear, I think it's a huge part of the reason the western world is so fucked up. CEOs don't need to care about the sector they work in, in fact it's better if they don't care if they want to screw everyone to make profits.

GhostScholar1d 4h ago

Companies don’t hire executives to break even. If the goal is breaking even then why start the company in the first place.

Soy1d 3h ago

That's understood; it's getting record profits and expecting to always beat those record profits, and seeing anything less as a total failure. Then they lay people off and raise prices to reach those record profit levels again, just to sate shareholders. It's setting expectations way too high just to spike share prices, then inevitably falling short. It's feeling entitled to being more successful than everyone else. It's the CEOs doing all this to boost their own bonuses.

ABizzel113h ago

Growth benefits the company’s profits and therefore the company’s stock if publicly traded, which pleases the shareholders making them more and more rich, which is why Growth is always at the forefront of the vast majority of any publicly traded company.

More growth = More Money and the people at the top want all the money they can get. I can’t really blame them anyone would love to see their profits go from tens of thousands to hundreds of thousands, to multi-millions it’s almost like a gambling addiction.

But it also goes to show someone how morals can go out the window for a lot of these people, and how amazing some CEOs are when they catch this early and provide a balance solution that takes complete care of their employees across the board while keeping the business sustainable IE: Insomniac Games ALWAYS on the best places to work list. The rest of the industry could learn.

jambola2d ago

honestly, the "real" enemy of gaming, is ourselves
if nobody bought horse armor, shitty dlc would have died almost overnight
if we stood firm and nobody bought games from companies that were bad with layoffs, it would be solved
we're the idiots supporting awful business practices, we are the ones enouraging it

TiredGamer1d 9h ago

I think the reality that we don't want to convince ourselves of is that without the rise of "horse armor" and DLC, game budgets would have essentially stagnated (smaller teams/smaller games), or game prices would have risen much more dramatically than they have. There was an incessant drive for bigger worlds, infinite detail, and hundreds of hours of "gameplay" over the last two decades, that while perhaps a natural evolution of things, needed a suitable funding stream to accomplish.

HyperMoused21h ago

What...CEOs make tens of millions and that doesnt include SLT etc etc...we now have multiple editions of games, in game currency, MT's, battle passes.....and what do we get..worse game than what was coming out 20 years ago....dont drink the cool aid, its this nickel and dime crap that is absolutely leading us to gaming destruction.

senorfartcushion1d 6h ago

This is the worst possible answer to this conundrum. Blaming the masses is blaming the only people who are constantly “told” to buy.

Consumers are the only ones not to blame here. People make their own choices all the time. Disney movies are bombing and DEInis being blamed. Has that been enough to put Disney out of business? No and it never will.

Christopher1d 6h ago

Disagree. Businesses are able to do what they do because people are bad consumers and don't think critically about purchases. Disney got away with doing shit stuff for years and it's just the last year where people got tired of it. It's not like it didn't work for 5 years or so for Disney to do the things they've done. They'll just move onto another way to get people to see movies and it will be just as bad but more profitable until people wake up and realize it.

TiredGamer1d 5h ago

Consumerism drives business behavior. It's not so much "blaming" as it is observing behavior. The point I'm making is that the direction that games have gone are driven by the spending. Consumers are spending on DLC and they are driving the expectation of more glitz and padded out (lengthier) games. If they continue to pay, they will continue to drive that direction until a threshold is reached that forces a change in behavior.

senorfartcushion1d 4h ago

Corporate advertising is the most powerful force on the planet.

This is N4G for god sake, every day there are arguments between people who are Team Xbox and Team PlayStation because they’ve been convinced that having an identity built on paying money to Sony and Microsoft matters more than having one as individual gamers who can play whatever they want.

And THEN we get to the corporate advertising part: to play whatever you want is to sink MORE into the advertising pits, making it so that you can more than one specific product.

jambola1d 3h ago

ah you're right
they were told to buy it, it's clearly impossible to avoid that
if enough people stopped supporting, it would stop
disney not stopping would only be because enough people didn't stop

+ Show (1) more replyLast reply 1d 3h ago
victorMaje1d 5h ago

Agreed. I’ve been saying for years, announce you won’t be buying the upcoming game because of the practices of the previous game, then you only have to stick to your guns once, see how quickly things change for the better.

We have to unite in what we shouldn’t purchase.

jambola1d 3h ago

just imagine a world, fifa came out worse, nobody buys the next one until they see proof it's better and stick to it
or games being forced online for single player and nobody buys it
things would change so fast

HyperMoused22h ago

Just like scooby doo, you have shown us the real monsters are us

+ Show (1) more replyLast reply 21h ago
Inverno1d 10h ago

Greed and greedy people have and always will be the main issue for everything wrong in the world. Everything is a product to be exploited for monetary gain. Even when there are things that could help progress us along for the sake of making our lives easier that thing must be exploited for monetary gains. Anything that tells you otherwise is propaganda to make you complicit.

coolfool1d 10h ago

I've never thought "DEI" (although the way most people use it doesn't match it's real definition) is the problem with games. Good games have continued to be good when they have a diverse cast, and likewise, bad games have continued to be bad. There isn't a credible example I've seen where a diverse cast has been the direct cause of a game being bad.

Show all comments (50)
70°

Why We Partnered With St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital

Matt Miller: "Every subscription to Game Informer now raises funds for St. Jude. We want you to know what that means."

Read Full Story >>
gameinformer.com
thorstein5d ago

I subscribed to this not knowing about how some of the proceeds go to St. Judes.

Really cool that some of the money goes there.

Even if people don't subscribe to the mag, it might bring people to the charity.

jznrpg5d ago

One of the main charities my wife and I donate to. They help a lot of children and being a parent of 5 children I can’t imagine what those parents go through. I’ll probably get a sub to GI because of St Jude and of course because I love video games.

80°

Dungeons and Dragons is About to Break a 6-Year Trend

Though Unearthed Arcana's content primarily consists of subclasses and spells, WOTC's latest UA drop is set to shake up Dungeons and Dragons' future.

Read Full Story >>
gamerant.com