Set amidst a series of natural disasters that appear to be linked to a group of ex-Marine terrorists called STORM, this 3D action game places you in the shoes of Ray, a member of the Crisis Management Division and a former rescue worker. He alone has the skills (not to mention the hairdo) to get to the bottom of STORM's motives and find the source of the environmental havoc threatening to level the city. Sounds like a B-movie plot, right? Well, this is B-movie: The Game. And while 1UP has seen no indications that Disaster: Day of Crisis takes themself any way other than seriously, the sheer preposterousness of what developer Monolith managed to smoosh together and call a plot had them grinning till their hands cramped.