Thunderbolt: "I need another coffee. My eyes are flickering rapidly, signalling a welcome desire to close up and rid me of the mind-numbing product that blankly stares me in the face. I can't take much more of this. The thing is, every time I play PDC 2008, I effortlessly retire to a non-existent, weary, and certainly non-thinking state of mind. For anyone who doesn't enjoy this largely spectator sport, this feeling may be hugely familiar. It seems that Oxygen have managed to strip this pub favourite of any skill, fun, and damn right entertainment it may hold in the real world."