Being a gamer means witnessing the birth and the inevitable demise of franchises and characters at the hands of publishers eager to churn out titles for profit. Whether it's the countless spin-offs endured by Mario and pals or the horrid offshoots suffered unto Sonic, the list is long and tiresome of those characters that have been milked dry. Now more than ever, those mascots are getting a second chance to prove their stuff. For Matt Hazard, he just wants that first chance. Eat Lead: The Return of Matt Hazard takes a daring chance on a satirical new character.