"We recently came back from a trip to Disney World, and we were having a lot of fun dissecting the boiled-over, caked-on mess of a melting pot there. Our first observation: Americans are LAZY. Hey, we're no mall walkers ourselves. In fact, we've been in a couch-hugging, gym-avoiding, semiconscious daze for about a week now, no thanks to co-op Saints Row 2. But when we see motorized tourists knocking over four-year old pedestrians with their rented scooters, only to get up and walk around just fine when they've reached their buffet...well, we gotta give them shit."