Smash Bros Ultimate Will Make You Attractive and More Popular

Smash Bros Ultimate will improve your life in every way, judging by this new Nintendo commercial. Want a better social life? Start Smashin'.

[-Foxtrot]

If that's the case they have a challenge ahead with me

[roadkillers]

I don't know, in thecase of N4G you are pretty popular. If you acted like this in the real world people would start off by disliking you, but you grow on people overtime. Endure!

[ShrektheHulk]

No lie. I've been on here for years and can't remember a time when I didn't see Foxtrot comments. I've even agreed with you a few times XD. You've got insight to share and ur grammer dusnt sux, don't sell yourself so short.

[PhantomS42]

With how negative and bitter they are on here it's no wonder he spends all his time trolling on the site, no friends or social life.

[-Foxtrot]

@roadkillers

People hate me on here lol

Most remember a comment they’ve disagreed with me and held onto it

@Phantom

Awwww look at you

Adorable

*pinches cheeks*

[rainslacker]

I dunno...I think you're already adorable.

The only people that hate you on here is because you don't speak well of things you don't like. You always seem bitter, but overall, your comments are usually OK, and at least you defend yourself well enough. I don't always agree, and think you might be a bit too pessimistic, but I could say I'm probably the same way sometimes, or at least people might believe that of me. Like me though, you'll get too embroiled into the fan boy back and forth that tends to avoid discussing arguments, and ends up being about the people making the comment....something I've been trying to avoid lately, because it's pointless.

[AspiringProGenji]

Yeah right, except you rarely see one or a group playing with a Switch like that outside.

[2pacalypsenow]

Lmao

[TiredandRetired]

"Start smashin'" lol

https://i.chzbgr.com/full/8...

[Platformgamer]

sure, whatever you nintendowns want to believe ahah

[TheFirstClassic]

The chicks flock to you when you start smashin bros

[Nerdmaster]

To be fair, it's more realistic than deodorant commercials.

[Kumakai]

Yeah out here in the los Angeles social scene it’s all about smash bros.... wait. No it’s its not. I think they confused smash bros with luxury cars and bottle service.

[Lionalliance]

None of these people look like gamers lol.

[Akarogg]

They're too handsome

[UnSelf]

I pulled a switch out in public and a couple bitches laughed at me

[Akarogg]

LOL

[EddieNX]

What a ridiculous article. I pull chicks when I'm out drunk, not playing smash brothers.

[wonderfulmonkeyman]

To be fair, the ending was pretty great.
Not believable at all due to how predictable that reflect was, but still funny for those that actually play.
On a related topic, it would be pretty sweet to set up and/or attend a local Smash Meet-up once it comes out.
I'm sure there would be a solid turn-out, where I live.

[masterfox]

As always Nintendo and his Nonsense advertisements, like the first one some random dudes playing a Switch basketball videogame in an actual basketball street court.

[wonderfulmonkeyman]

Oh, don't even pretend that Nintendo's the only one!XD
The internet hasn't forgotten the creepy doll ad from Sony, for instance.

[rainslacker]

So, based on the pictures in the article I've picked up a few things.

1. Nintendo believes people standing up on a public bus would be playing a switch, not holding on for dear life to the handles designed to keep them balanced and relatively safe.

2. Nintendo promotes people sitting atop a bridge in a extremely dangerous way, because playing a portable video game system over a high elevation, then gazing into someone's eyes with common attaction is normal and safe.

3. Nintendo believes that a mom standing in front of a TV would be smiling, instead of getting mad because her kids aren't yelling at her for getting in the way....oh, and for some reason, the TV is in the center of the room instead of against a wall.

4. Kids would be allowed to sit in the aisles of a public library playing video games, and would do so in a way that is quiet and curteous.

5. That at a party on a rooftop, people would be captivated by a video game, instead of hanging out around the beer, and trying to get laid by one of the people who actually wishes to be part of something more social.

6. People talk to each other on the bus, or public transportation, and the other person actually responds. And even more so, attractive people do this, instead of looking at the other person as if they are weird and best avoided for breaking the unspoken rule of not invading someone elses space in a place you can't get away from them from.

7. That a bar has a video game system like this, and you'll have a group of people hanging out watching you play, instead of socializing. Usually places like that that have that, have 2-3 people playing/watching, because they are socially awkward.

I dunno if this kind of marketing really works on anyone with half a brain. Unless its satire....like the Kevin Butler ads. I hope this is satire, because I don't like marketing which insults my intelligence.

[Akarogg]

Speak for yourself

[rainslacker]

I often do.

But I have to ask....do you like your intelligence being insulted?

[wonderfulmonkeyman]

I hope you being that easily-offended is more satirical than serious, because if not, there are a lot of things on the internet you should probably stay away from, let alone silly adverts like this...

[rainslacker]

It was. I don't often take marketing like this seriously. Always seems more silly than like they're actually trying to insult people.

[Akarogg]

Lol