The PC version of "Priest Simulator" will be issued at the end of 2019 – Ultimate Games S.A. announced (to be exact, on the 25th of December).
Neil writes: "Ultimate Games love a simulator, and on the back of a variety of other options like Farm Mechanic Simulator, comes the confirmation that Priest Simulator will be coming to PC and consoles."
Oh yeah and so they can visit all the covid patients that are dying? If not then it wouldn't be much of a simulator.
Not just covid but also every single deadly disease since recorded history.
But yes homosexuality has been an issue in the priesthood as most homosexuals have used it as cover and lied and BS'd their way into positions that allowed them to diddle little boys.
Just rename it to "in the name of righteousness" see, already less embarrassing 👍😉
A priest simulator wouldn't be anything like this...if they simulated priests before modern times you'd get some pretty gory stuff....it would be more like a survival game actually.
You'd go around spreading the good news and trying to avoid death....although many priests didn't even try that.
This is more of a satire than a simulator.
That's a very good question. I'll be honest and say I was expecting something completely different when I read the name. But how many "Priests" have you EVER heard of going around shooting "shatinists" with guns, beating people with bats, shooting magic out of their hands, and stabbing "demons"?
This is definitely not where near a simulator.
Well you got the miracles.....but those would look more like defensive spells rather than shooting magic at demons.
It's a bit of a shame...i could totally see a dark and gritty realistic game where you're a priest and face demons...maybe each representing one of the capital sins or vices. Simple weaponry would suffice. Maybe a crusader sword, upgradable cross, different kinds of relics that provide passive bonuses, some subtle abilities but nothing to crazy. They could look at the psalms for inspiration. Shield of faith, armor of light...stuff like that could be really cool if taken seriously.
I can see the comments already with this one.
The power of Christ compels me... to not buy this game.
This looks like...something.
Will it have 1v1 online multiplayer confessions?
The video shouldn’t be too far from reality.