Epic to Remove "Embarrassing" Boob Physics from Fortnite, Says It's a Bug

There are breast physics now in Fortnite, but there shouldn't be. At least that's according to Epic Games who plan on patching out the unintended jiggle players discovered in the latest season six update. Epic went as far as to say that the bug is "unintended, embarrassing, and it was careless for us to let this ship.

[Dropdeadll]

RIP boobs :, (

[Aeery]

Give me a moment to check ...
these ...

Ok ... they bounce!

[kreate]

Anyone know if PUBG has boob physics?

[DarkVoyager]

“Epic to Remove "Embarrassing" Boob Physics from Fortnite, Says It's a Bug“

Kids shouldn’t see this but here’s a gun to go kill everyone. Smh.

[UltraNova]

I guess their neighbor's boobs are sensored when she jogs around the neighborhood as well....

[jonivtec]

Looool.....good point;)

[G3ng4r]

How embarassing, better duct tape those flappers down.

[Anorexorcist]

it's almost like San Francisco: oh no we can't have people using plastic straws here because they are bad for the environment...but sure let's go ahead and let's indirectly assist the widespread epidemic of intravenous drug abuse by handing out free epidermic needles to drug addicts so they don't spread diseases sharing needles. Now San Francisco is littered with used epidemic needles all over the streets which I'm sure isn't too beneficial for the environment. 😒

[FloydianAndroid]

A bug? Really??????

[VenomUK]

The model isn’t nude, it’s just the natural breast motion that fuller figured women have. Epic treating it like a bad thing to be ashamed of is misogynistic.

[toddybad]

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[NerdBurglars]

yea this is just weird. Why is the normal jiggle of breast tissue considered some sort of offensive gesture.

[SixFragz]

Your comment was going so well...

Up until the point you mentioned it being "misogynistic". Do you even know what that word means? How is this misogynistic? Go look up the definition and tell me if that word really describes this situation. An exaggerated overreaction.

You went into full SJW territory, when it was really unnecessary.

Major facepalm.

[VenomUK]

@SixFragz. You read the word 'misogynistic' and without understanding how it relates to the topic you assume an SJW discussion - you assumed wrong as this discussion is actually more nuanced. If anything it's the people who identify as SJWs who might agree with Epic.

There are people with extreme religious views who believe women's bodies are corrupting by tempting innocent men thus should be covered up - the imposing of beliefs on women and the demand that they are treated differently from men and must have their bodies covered up IS misogynistic. There are also people who feel extremists wishes should be granted to appease them.

With Fortnite, Epic created a skin/model of a perfectly natural woman who has breasts that move. However after pressure they now regard this as corrupting so this motion will be stopped. The belief that women's bodies and the demand their visibility is covered is misogynistic.

[TekoIie]

Tbf it does look a little odd. I remember watching dev diaries on how they create female characters a few years back and boob physics doesn't seem like their style at all.

[iEatNapkinz]

They're not killing each other.....they're downing them and then eliminating them.....duhhhhh. Family Friendly /s

[porkChop]

It doesn't happen on the other emotes. So it does appear to be a bug. How it happened I have no idea, but it doesn't seem like it was meant to be in the game. They could have just kept it though. Large boobs are supposed to jiggle, they're literally balls of fat lol.

[HICK]

The sensitive triggered SJWs are offended though and so Epic much apologize for something they shouldn't need to apologise for.

[UltraNova]

Yeah an engineer wrote the boob physics code, tested it, got it approved by QA, released it to the public...yeah it was bug....

[PurpHerbison]

Not even that bad.

[Chuuzuu]

I really don't see what the issue is here...

[AnotherProGamer]

you see a lot of flat chested SJWs saw this and the rest is history

[zaherdab]

Who dare they make boobs move!! you're only supposed to kill people in the game ... that's is acceptable but seeing boobs emulate real life boobs .... uh noo!!! unacceptable

[Critic4l_Strik3]

fornite doesnt allow realism

[SegaGamer]

That is because there is no issue, it's fake outrage and listening to a tiny minority once again.

How boring does your life have to be to look for this kind of thing and complain about it?

[CobraKai]

Well, you see, actual boobs are rock like in nature. Almost as if sculpted from marble by the gods themselves. In no way shape or form do they move, bounce, or jiggle; and they are always filled with milk. *sarcasm*

[TheEnigma313]

It probably wasn't a bug. They more than likely removed it because their demographic is majority kids and teens. It's a smart move to avoid the SJW's

[Donnie81]

I love a set of jiggling fun bags

[TheEnigma313]

real ones, yeah

[meka2611]

Do they know that boobs jiggle in real life?

[AspiringProGenji]

Let’s remove that as well. Flat chest women for the win

[jznrpg]

Even little ones move some haha

[kneon]

Well the real ones do, not some of the store bought ones that just look like a couple of volley balls glued to her chest.

[CrimsonWing69]

Just leave it.

[TheEnigma313]

Too many kids play it and they don't want to deal with nonsense.

[CrimsonWing69]

That’s on the parents then, it’s a T rated game.

That’s like someone pulling out nudity and sex in an R rated movie or toning down the violence in a PG-13 movie because too many kids are watching it.

Parents need to do some parenting. I’m tired of this crap, hey lets take out anything fun or titillating because kids. There’s a reason for ESRB ratings on games.

[TheEnigma313]

I'm not arguing with you. But from a business standpoint, just take it out to avoid losing money in the long run.

[TheEnigma313]

I'm not arguing with you. But from a business standpoint, just take it out to avoid losing money in the long run. Yes there are ratings for a reason, but there is always people out to try to get a quick buck. They'll blame the game for their lack of parenting skills. Remember the guy who sued Mcdonald's because it made him fat and he won the case. Unfortunately we live in a PC era where everyone is extra sensitive.

[PhoenixUp]

Don’t be embarrassed, embrace it

[Chaos-Dad]

Whats the Problem?

[winter_hill]

The cancerous, mentally ill and perpetually offended SJW halfwits are the problem.

[FloydianAndroid]

Just so you know I could care less if there are digital boobs or not, I just think it’s dumb to be gutless and blame it on “a big”

[GameBoyColor]

Embarrassing lol. They knew what they was doing. Get us ass physics next and I'll buy your 20 dollar skin

[Chuuzuu]

YESSS!! There's nothing wrong with some reality in my games. Breasts bounce, butt jiggles, just leave out the cameltoes, that's going too far....hahahahahahahahahahahah aha

[salmonade]

They should double-down. Make double D boobs, and double the boob physics for double the visual pleasure and double the triggering of double the amount of SJW's.

[Zeldafan64]

You should play Xenoblade Chronicles 2. Jiggle physics everywhere. Overall it's a great game.

[Chaos-Dad]

Why should women be embarrassed of their breasts? #EpicSexist

[italiangamer]

Sucking on a pair of boobs is the best feeling in the world, mmmmmm.

HAHAHAHAH

[BrettAwesome]

Next to the sound of a late 60s v8 and Eddie Van Halen playing guitar. But sucking boobs is a solid 3rd place though!

[CaptainObvious878]

Sigh....

I can assume a top excec only just discovered this, and because they're getting incorrect information from sjw consultants fresh out of gender studies, they removed it before the impending sjw outrage.

If they did a modicum of proper sampling, they would quickly realise sexist sjw's don't buy games, and even if they did, breasts are nothing to be embarrassed for.

Pathetic.

[jznrpg]

Boobs aren’t stationary , especially the larger they get

[Casepb]

Because god forbid if a parent walks in on their child seeing the horror of the female body. Think of the children!

[GameBoyColor]

They could at least make it a toggle that is off by default lol

[TheGamez100]

Leave it lol. Course they have to remove it cus minor sexual content is much more dangerous than violence to children. /s smh...

[Imalwaysright]

A bug? Right....

[CaitSith]

My ass is a bug.

[trouble_bubble]

Aw naw! They nipped it? I’m implanted with sadness. Feel a great heaviness in my chest
cough-cough!

[Segata]

SJW's got upset.

[ZaWarudo]

As long as they don't touch the big thicc booties, i'm okay.

[TheHan]

How horrible, real life boobs jiggle why not leave my fortnite boobs alone and let them Jiggle too.

[CrystalFantasy3]

Sjws strike again!

[KickSpinFilter]

Whats the big deal, they hardly move.

[UNCHARTED2FANATIC]

So boob physics are embarrassing? Lol

[AK91]

Does it really matter if it’s in the game or not?

[Shikoku]

Boo

[annoyedgamer]

Please add in some burkas, those faces are too pretty since mine is ugly and it offends me.

[bluefox755]

Looked fine to me, probably wasn't a bug, just epic caving to the SJWs like all devs do.

[DivineAssault]

sad day

[BrettAwesome]

Bouncing boobs are a correct representation of the real world. Feminists should applaud this!

[_LarZen_]

It's how boobs react when not strapped in a sports bra. You know. Because of gravity.

[Critic4l_Strik3]

And people keep finding things to complain about...geez

[KillBill]

Basically the emote doesn't treat that portion of the body as attached when it runs. So the entire body is moving except the boobs which makes it look like the boobs are the ones that are bouncing.

[TheEroica]

Not a bug.... Lets be serious.

[Inzo]

Let me guess, Anita Sarkeesian saw someone watching someone play Fornite on twitch, caught a glimps of the jiggley boobs and complained about it.

If this is so embarrassing then every woman who streams on twitch must be given a code of conduct to ensure that every part of their body is covered (and not in the sexy way) or they must be banned from the medium outright. To put it in context no one watches female gamers stream because of their mad gaming skills.

[mogwaii]

Oh gawd, that's not even over exaggerated wobbling like I thought it was going to be, they jiggle for a bit longer than normal when she stopped but seriously a bug?
Hey epic....Woman have fleshy sacks on their chest and they jiggle when moved about in a fast motion like that.

[Exvalos]

Long story short 3 letters explains this entire mess SJW

[Protagonist]

Probably some right wing incels got upset over too sexy females.

[Fluke_Skywalker]

It's embarrassing that they feel jiggling boobs are embarrassing. Immature SJW nonsense.

[bellome]

So it is ok to kill but not to see a breast moving. What a great world we live in!

[calactyte]

Epic, is trying to avoid the inevitable, "games are corrupting young minds" narrative news media always likes to promote. This game has become bigger than Epic's originally intended audience. My 6 year old and all his friends are playing it now since it's available on every single platform imaginable. Still hilariously ironic that here in America it's fine to use a sniper rifle to get a sweet kill shot, but jiggling boobs? Make sure you head to your local church and pray for your sins.

[iofhua]

I wasn't interested in it to begin with, but now I find it revolting.

[frostypants]

It's humiliating for the gaming world that this story even gets traction.

[Kostche]

But its ok to Murder and Kill... OK Epic

[inxine]

im not sure what the issue is tbh. boobs jiggle, thank fk for that haha

[The_Sage]

If my Wife did the little dance that is shown in the video her boobs would bounce more than that.

[Gamist2dot0]

Violence is not a bug, but boobs jiggling is. Only in America...

[JesusBuiltmyHotrod]

People are way too sensitive over anything sex related, but are Ok with all kinds of violence...it makes no sense...OH NO BOOBS...

[Gwiz]

This is really starting to remind me of The people VS Larry Flynt.

[ajax17]

Too many kids playing it. They don't want to upset parents, I assume. I don't agree with it, but I definitely understand it.

They don't want to have anything to affect cash flow.

[d3nworth1]

Bet 5 bucks that the people complaining dont even play fortnite.

[EyeAmTJ]

dont see whats the big deal with having bouncing boobs SMH