Game Informer: "Juiced up players, broken limbs, girlfriend drama - Blitz: The League II's male soap opera take on professional football isn't afraid to take jabs at the NFL. The over-the-top campaign follows the career of The Franchise, a dual-threat rookie of your creation who dominates opponents on both sides of the ball. This gridiron features gruesome over-the-top injuries that happen so frequently you'll spend as much time re-setting dislocated shoulders as you will dropping back to pass. The game controls often feel unresponsive in real-time, but using the Clash meter slows the action down and allows you to make cuts that spell the difference between torn tendons and touchdowns. If senseless violence and arcade football are your passions, Blitz is the league for you."
XbigyGames writes: Everyone knows that attacking a man’s groin (unless paid to do so) is a cardinal sin and should never be done, even in a fight. One swift blow to a man’s gonads can drop him to the floor. Even the biggest and burly men have this weak point. Duke Nukem may claim that he has “balls of steel”, but I bet a jab to his junk would make him cry like a 12 year old girl.
On this page you can find a list of the top ball-busting moves in video games. These range from the good, the bad to the downright weird. Grab a pillow, protect yourself and enjoy reading.
I knew Johnny Cage would be first...I remember I spammed that move so much in my childhood it pissed off my friend so bad...ahhh memories...
With the sickle attack in Manhunt, he'd swing the sickle round the wrong way! Always thought that looked odd.
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Another week, another 90 minutes of video-game based rambling, in-jokes, and various gypsy curses. To say that this is an organized show is like saying Mike is funny. Which is no. Really not funny. We do manage to squeeze in a review of GameDevStory, talk about various legal stupidities, and even discuss the potential of a Missle Command movie.
This week’s art is from the often brilliant and always insane Axe Cop.
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Everybody loves getting trophies and achievements. Some of us like to be a little naughty while doing so. These five are some of the most obscene in gaming, and they couldn't be more fun to unlock.
Good god, that woman on the tracks just evaporates. That is one of the most gruesome kills I've seen!
God, that entire game was full of disgusting injuries. I just really didn't expect a scrotum rupture to be one. That caught me offguard the first time it happened.
Yeah, that is pretty gross. I was surprised they made it so graphic. The guy could just grab his crotch and scream, but no, they had to show innards and outards and liquids and blech!
