www.CouchMercenaries.com - I have a secret to tell you: something is happening to me that hasn't happened in a very long time. It goes against everything I stand for, everything I believe in. It all started this summer when Blizzard made their first announcement. It seemed cool at the time, certainly not something aimed at me, but I could see why people might like it. Then the marketing started. The screenshots started showing up, then teaser videos, and now, after what I've seen this weekend, I can deny it no longer. I want to play a PC game-specifically, Diablo 3.