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Top 5 Worst Sex Scenes in Video Games

Sometimes, sexy-times are anything but! A number of factors can keep these special moments from being magical in games. Check out these five times when sex in games left people the opposite of hot and bothered.

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Fullmetalevolust2343d ago

whoa, not a prude but that pic is out there lol. Is that even okay for N4G?
Don't find it necessary to have sexy time in my games but if it furthers the plot or the devs' deem it necessary, then no harm no foul.

LOGICWINS2343d ago

It's just pixels bro...pixels.

sinspirit2343d ago

Everything on your monitor is pixels.

Gaming1012343d ago

It is just pixels, and it's also one of the funniest parodies of a real life episode out of Lindsay Lohan's pathetic life, which makes it all the more hilarious.

Fullmetalevolust2343d ago

lol, I get it. Just the attention it seeks for a subject I don't mind reading nor talking about.
Sex is in all medium, pixels or not, I can handle it. Sex is a plot device and it does have a place and time.
It's just the clickbait of it all.

roadkillers2343d ago

My boss didn't think it was just pixels when I was at break... haha

roadkillers2343d ago

Game101, Come on that's mean..

RadicalCannibal2343d ago

He’s just thumbed a softie into her ass though

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thorstein2343d ago

It's not real and censorship is evil.

simitolix2343d ago

I quit working at shoprite and now I make $35h - $80h...how? I'm working online! My work didn't exactly make me happy so I decided to take a chance on something new… after 4 years it was so hard to quit my day job but now I couldn't be happier. Heres what I do, •••••••••>> http://www.fl-y.com/3r8h

lptmg2343d ago

for some reason the teens love this CC site and their clickbait header pics

blackblades2343d ago

I was going to say that, everyone says it fine on here but I say it's bull. It doesn't matter if it's pixel still bad for the kids to see it you morons.

Majin-vegeta2343d ago

Why would kids be on the interwebz in the first place without their parents watching what they're doing?🤔

blackblades2343d ago

@Majin-vegeta, it's called parental control but this is n4g aka news for gamers not news for perverts. It'll ruin the clicks lol.

LiamKreptic2343d ago

Omg sex is sex...it’s life...it’s literally no big deal. Stop trying to make it into one. Go be American elsewhere...saving kids from a normal part of life is sad smh

rainslacker2343d ago

Outside of small children, I think most would not be scarred because of the thumbnail. But it is distasteful and generally not acceptable, to have that kind of content readily displayed on a public forum. While it's soft core representation, the implication is obvious, and as such, just doesn't pass N4G rules. Mods must not be around today.

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Artemidorus2343d ago

I just see two people looking like they are about to fall over, what's the problem?

Fist4achin2343d ago

Prude! Just messing with you. Im in full agreement in that it is not necessary unless it furthers the plot in some way.

Maybe for developers, in game sex is given to the low man on the totem pole?!

armyoftechno2342d ago

Seriously, the posts they nuke from me and they let this trash on the front page.

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Enigma_20992343d ago

"A number of factors can keep these special moments from being magical in games."
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAAA!!!
... Oh that's a good one. Special moments my a**.

rainslacker2343d ago

Jaal's romance "sex" scene in Mass Effect:Andromeda was supposed to be special....but the fact that it's Mass Effect caused it to be less than magical.

:)

People who saw it would understand the joke.

Relientk772343d ago

Of course it's CheatCC

zero surprise here

GoldeneyeOO72343d ago

I was expecting Twinfinite. Either way, I got slapped in the face by yet another click-through... pathetic. I just closed the tab as soon as I saw it was a traffic generating "article."

Speed-Racer2343d ago

That's what ublock is for, baby. Blocks all ads, trackers, etc, and I can still peek at their BS.

Cy2343d ago

...didn't this exact same list get posted a week or so ago on a different website?

EazyC2343d ago

Will be putting this up when Kotaku version goes live. Working title "Why These Non-LGBTQQIPFBI are Everything That's Wrong with Videogames Today"

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The Witcher Trilogy bundle just hit its lowest-ever price thanks to Steam Summer Sale

The Witcher Trilogy bundle is currently listed with an 89% discount on Steam, and you can save over $60 thanks to this Summer Sale discount.

anast24d ago

It's been cheaper on GoG and you can own the game DRM free.

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The 7 Best Western RPGs: Immersive Adventures

RPGs are often huge, sprawling endeavours. With limited playtime, we have to choose wisely, so here's the best western RPGs available today.

SimpleSlave112d ago

"I started playing games yesterday" the List... Meh!

How about a few RPGs that deserve some love instead?
1 - Alpha Protocol - Now on GOG
2 - else Heart.Break()
3 - Shadowrun Trilogy
4 - Wasteland 2
5 - UnderRail
6 - Tyranny
7 - Torment: Tides of Numenera

And for a bonus game that flew under the radar:
8 - Banishers: Ghosts of New Eden

DustMan112d ago

Loved Alpha Protocol in all it's glorious jank. Great game.

SimpleSlave112d ago (Edited 112d ago )

Not only glorious jank, but the idea that the story can completely change depending on what you do, or say, or side with, makes it one of the most forward thinking games ever. The amount of story permutation is the equivalent of a Hitman level but in Story Form. And it wasn't just that the story changed, no, it was that you met completely new characters, or missed them, depending on your choices. Made Mass Effect feel static in comparison.

Alpha Protocol was absolutely glorious, indeed. And it was, and still is, more Next Gen than most anything out there these days. In this regard at least.

Pity.

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All the Essential Video Games Everyone Needs To Play At Least Once

Given the medium's wild diversity, this primer of the essential video games everyone should try is a good place to start.

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thorstein136d ago

.... from the 2000s (mostly).

shinoff2183136d ago

I can't fk with this list. They missed on alot of games probably before the writers times. Also I know people loved some portal but I was never a fan.

Cacabunga136d ago

Tomb Raider 1
Driver 1
Abe’s Odyssey
FF6
King of Fighters 94
Mortal Kombat OG
LINK 2 the past
Street Fighter 2
Resident Evil 1

Inverno136d ago

Infinite but not the first two games? Witcher 3 but not the first two games?? GTA V but not literally any of the games before it??? Portal 2 but not the first? Also if you're going to play Shadow of The Colossus play the remaster and not the remake. Can't say I disagree with the list but my man it's all over the place.

Name Last Name136d ago

I mean some sequels are objectively better and you don’t need to play the whole series.

Inverno136d ago

But most of these games have a story to follow, sure you can catch up with a YouTube vid but where's the fun in that?

LucasRuinedChildhood136d ago (Edited 136d ago )

A list like this isn't telling you not to play the previous games if you want to. It's just giving you legendary games to play.

But tbh, you don't always have to force yourself to play every entry in a franchise to get to the better ones.

- The vast majority of Witcher 3 players never played the first 2 and had a great time. The first 2 games aren't in the same league.
- The GTA games are self-contained with the odd fun reference. You can easily jump into any of them.
- The Shadow Of The Colossus remake looks and controls better than the original (plus it has a 60fps option while the remaster is just 30fps). New players will enjoy it more.
- Portal 2 is a lot better than Portal 1 and takes the concept much further gameplay-wise. Storywise, Portal 1 is fairly light too. Not that you shouldn't play it but realistically ... you'd love Portal 2 whether you play it or not (at lot of Portal 2 players have never played 1).

Bioshock 1 is the only one I agree with you on simply because it's one the best games of all time and arguably better than Infinite. No other setting like Rapture.

Looking at the list, I'd recommend playing Uncharted 1 before 2 but no doubt, 2 is the legendary one you have to play.

Inverno135d ago

I get it, but that's just my opinion on his opinion. I just think that before you play a sequel you should still play what came before it. Maybe it's just me but i find it fascinating playing through the first game in a series and seeing how it has evolved through its sequels. Like I said I don't disagree with the list, other than SoTC which I strongly believe the remaster of the original should be played above the remake.

AuraAbjure135d ago

Awesome list! Hot take on Fear (and it's hard af expansion Persaus Mandate!) Bioshock Infinite is stellar, so is the Witcher 3 and you nailed it by having Ocarina of Time. So many fantastic games! Gotta play 'em all! Next one on my list is Prey after I beat Dead Space 2 and Splinter Cell Conviction.

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