Top 5 Worst Sex Scenes in Video Games

Sometimes, sexy-times are anything but! A number of factors can keep these special moments from being magical in games. Check out these five times when sex in games left people the opposite of hot and bothered.

[Fullmetalevolust]

whoa, not a prude but that pic is out there lol. Is that even okay for N4G?
Don't find it necessary to have sexy time in my games but if it furthers the plot or the devs' deem it necessary, then no harm no foul.

[LOGICWINS]

It's just pixels bro...pixels.

[sinspirit]

Everything on your monitor is pixels.

[Gaming101]

It is just pixels, and it's also one of the funniest parodies of a real life episode out of Lindsay Lohan's pathetic life, which makes it all the more hilarious.

[Fullmetalevolust]

lol, I get it. Just the attention it seeks for a subject I don't mind reading nor talking about.
Sex is in all medium, pixels or not, I can handle it. Sex is a plot device and it does have a place and time.
It's just the clickbait of it all.

[roadkillers]

My boss didn't think it was just pixels when I was at break... haha

[roadkillers]

Game101, Come on that's mean..

[RadicalCannibal]

He’s just thumbed a softie into her ass though

[thorstein]

It's not real and censorship is evil.

[simitolix]

I quit working at shoprite and now I make $35h - $80h...how? I'm working online! My work didn't exactly make me happy so I decided to take a chance on something new… after 4 years it was so hard to quit my day job but now I couldn't be happier. Heres what I do, •••••••••>> http://www.fl-y.com/3r8h

[lptmg]

for some reason the teens love this CC site and their clickbait header pics

[blackblades]

I was going to say that, everyone says it fine on here but I say it's bull. It doesn't matter if it's pixel still bad for the kids to see it you morons.

[Majin-vegeta]

Why would kids be on the interwebz in the first place without their parents watching what they're doing?🤔

[blackblades]

@Majin-vegeta, it's called parental control but this is n4g aka news for gamers not news for perverts. It'll ruin the clicks lol.

[LiamKreptic]

Omg sex is sex...it’s life...it’s literally no big deal. Stop trying to make it into one. Go be American elsewhere...saving kids from a normal part of life is sad smh

[rainslacker]

Outside of small children, I think most would not be scarred because of the thumbnail. But it is distasteful and generally not acceptable, to have that kind of content readily displayed on a public forum. While it's soft core representation, the implication is obvious, and as such, just doesn't pass N4G rules. Mods must not be around today.

[Artemidorus]

I just see two people looking like they are about to fall over, what's the problem?

[Fist4achin]

Prude! Just messing with you. Im in full agreement in that it is not necessary unless it furthers the plot in some way.

Maybe for developers, in game sex is given to the low man on the totem pole?!

[armyoftechno]

Seriously, the posts they nuke from me and they let this trash on the front page.

[strayanalog]

So, Cold Coffee then?

[Enigma_2099]

"A number of factors can keep these special moments from being magical in games."
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAAA!!!
... Oh that's a good one. Special moments my a**.

[rainslacker]

Jaal's romance "sex" scene in Mass Effect:Andromeda was supposed to be special....but the fact that it's Mass Effect caused it to be less than magical.

:)

People who saw it would understand the joke.

[Relientk77]

Of course it's CheatCC

zero surprise here

[GoldeneyeOO7]

I was expecting Twinfinite. Either way, I got slapped in the face by yet another click-through... pathetic. I just closed the tab as soon as I saw it was a traffic generating "article."

[Speed-Racer]

That's what ublock is for, baby. Blocks all ads, trackers, etc, and I can still peek at their BS.

[Cy]

...didn't this exact same list get posted a week or so ago on a different website?

[EazyC]

Will be putting this up when Kotaku version goes live. Working title "Why These Non-LGBTQQIPFBI are Everything That's Wrong with Videogames Today"

[TheOttomatic91]

Dear god that thumbnail

[BioDead]

And these were the only ones out there so...

[CobraKai]

Geralt and Yen on a model unicorn is an epic way to get it on

[jrshankill]

Say something innocent about your dislike for a console: Suspended Account

Put up a thumbnail with some bird getting the D from behind: Front page

[Scar-]

Pretty much, I've never got my account suspended but I've had a number of post deleted or mark as spam just for light swearing I even got one flagged for a abbreviation. Whats sad is that I've seen this same type of article about four times in less than three months.

[Knushwood Butt]

Maybe the mods are on vacation?

** Waits for post to be classed as inappropriate **

[Liqu1d]

They've been warned about their thumbnails and yet here they are doing it again. CheatCC should be banned.

[doos_vd_kak]

Yea that sums it up

[Thegamer41]

What's the issue with the thumbnail? I don't see why people are complaining about this yet ignore any violent thumbnails, Kratos ripping the head of Helios for example.
I always get the sense that people are ok with violence being shown, but nothing remotely sexual.

[PS3_Noob]

anything for the clicks

[guywazeldatatt]

Vile and disgusting. No place for this here imo

[LiamKreptic]

So life is vile and disgusting? It’s just sex grow up and stop looking at it like it’s some evil thing.

[guywazeldatatt]

Disgusting to post on a video game news site where children could visit. Clickbait at its finest an inappropriate

[LiamKreptic]

DarkLiink28

Why is sex inappropriate? It’s part of life. It’s literally the reason we are all here...I don’t get this weird view of sex. I’ll repeat it again cause it must not have been clear, but since sex is vile and disgusting that must mean life is vile and disgusting. Right?

[EazyC]

I'm swelling up just looking at that thumbnail. HOT!

[WelkinCole]

For the Witcher 3 Unicorn scene its from the books.

[opinionated]

Is that Shepard in hipster glasses? Lmao!

[The7Reaper]

I'd rather games not have sex scenes, not because I'm so prude or a child or anything but because it's all just awkward and looks stupid.

[Majin-vegeta]

Then dont buy the games that have them simple as that.

[The7Reaper]

The games that do have them have good stories but doesn't mean the sex scenes aren't cringey so I will play them but doesn't stop them from being dumb but glad you enjoy enjoy computer pixels awkwardly grinding on each other.

[rainslacker]

Until more recently, the animation and limitations on graphics rendering always made them a bit awkward. Not that they can't be well done. Generally a sex scene should be used to convey an emotion, not arouse people. If it's there to arouse, or be edgy, then it really has no place in a story. If it helps solidify a story point or build a connection to a character or the relationship of two characters, then it's OK, and in those cases, they tend to be much less about the sex and more emotional.

Not many games have sex scenes anyhow. It's hardly worth complaining about the few that do.

[subtenko]

Wasnt there an opinion about this like 2 weeks ago....?

[343_Guilty_Spark]

That image is highly inappropriate

[Simmo3D]

Im getting a boner.

[PiNkFaIrYbOi]

Rather found the Fable sex scenes rather amusing.

[Elda]

Not trying to sound like a prude but I play videogames for the fun & the stories not for sex scenes.I don't care about seeing tired low quality softcore sex scenes in video games including in tv programs or movies.If I want to watch sex on screen I can watch the hardcore XXX stuff online.

[JACOB_LC]

Isn't it ironic that this is the hottest thing on N4G atm?

[vhey93]

gta and playboy wkwkwk

[ThePenetrator]

Ride to Hell lmaooooooooooo

[zerocarnage]

If there was one I would say the crown goes to the witcher 3, rite when you decide to try it on for God knows how long developing romances with two main characters of the game,everybody will know what I'm on about, that moment those two main characters tie you up and leave you hanging lol..

Let's just say if you chose that path and decide to go back to rework that bit of story, there is at least two days of hard game time to choose one and not the two, the morale of that story is don't cheat or you'll be screwed out of even being screwed and the witcher 3 taught that harshly to many lmfao..