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Why Mario’s Nipples are Kind of a Big Deal

Following yesterday’s Nintendo Direct, the internet could not stop obsessing over a glimpse we all caught of Mario’s nipples. His hairless chest and small pink areolas were revealed during a demonstration of Super Mario Odyssey’s snapshot mode where we were blessed with a 2-second picture of Mario running on the shore shirtless on Bubblaine beach.

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FallenAngel1984425d ago

Mario has nipples
Link doesn't

Prince_TFK424d ago (Edited 424d ago )

That because Link is an elf and Mario is a short human.

So why doesn't an elf have nipple? Question only the universe can answer.