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Console Repairmen Explain Why Cockroaches Love PS4s

First, there were snakes on a plane. Then, we had sharks in tornadoes. Now, there is a darker and more prevalent combination of pests and unlikely places they exist: cockroaches in your PS4.

Majin-vegeta2929d ago

Even cockroaches know the better console😂

naruga2929d ago (Edited 2929d ago )

i read this before ...is this somekind of downpaly articles for PS4?....everything with the same properties in your house can be roach nest if you r filthy person..no need to be a PS4 console.....as pS4 obliterates competition , imo Kotaku is diving more and more in sh%t (like many famous gaming sites nowdays)

TheUndertaker852928d ago (Edited 2928d ago )

@naruga: "The PS4’s design accommodates roaches better than other consoles’ because its ventilation grates are wider. Those vents are located at the bottom of the console, so roaches can get in with ease. Also, according to repair professionals, the PS4’s insides gets hotter than the Xbox One’s because of its internal power supply. Warm, in an enclosed space and close to the floor, PS4s are great roach nesting grounds."

Yes. Downplay. Even though it can be explained why roaches prefer PS4. Then not one but two companies.

"Roach-infested PS4s are a big problem. Especially because Sony won’t take them in for repairs (Sony did not provide comment)."

mikeslemonade2928d ago

Or you can make the case that Sony purposely allowed the bigger vent to be made so the systems can break down quicker but make it seem slower; forcing people to buy multiple systems after the first one breaks.

2pacalypsenow2928d ago

@mikeslemonade

I'm sure it had nothing to do with better airflow, it must be a conspiracy. The bigger problem here is people having roaches in their homes.

andrewsquall2928d ago (Edited 2928d ago )

@mikeslemonade You are clearly thinking of the 360 and last gen. PS3 came out a year later than 360 and STILL got their Slim console out a year before Microsoft did. Its even more hilarious because the 360 needed its slim revision a week after it came out in 2005.

Honestly, find any hardcore 360 fan you know and they will tell you they have purchased AT LEAST 3 360 consoles before Summer 2010 when the Slim 360 launched (and they bought that one too).

""Roach-infested PS4s are a big problem. Especially because Sony won’t take them in for repairs".

Or you can make the case that I don't know a single person that had a PS4 break down on them yet, I very doubt you do yourself either.

TheUndertaker852928d ago (Edited 2928d ago )

@andrewsquall: I do. My Aunt purchased a PS4 for her children for Christmas. Upon opening it Christmas Day and setting it up the system displayed a flashing blue light.

While I convinced her to look at PS4 since I had one. She returned the faulty unit and exchanged it for a Xbox One. I couldn't blame her as I'd be upset too thinking I'd got my kids a great gift only to find out it doesn't even work coming out of the box.

Im sure though an issue Sony even has listed in support shows that nothing has or can happen to the Kryptonite version PS4 you claim to sport. /s
http://community.us.playsta...

BadElf2928d ago

@naruga
Its a common thought that having roaches means you're a dirty person.
You could have a clean house...and still have roaches.

TheUndertaker852928d ago

@BadElf: Exactly. Cockroaches identify three things when finding their preferred environment.

1) Warmth
2) Food
3) Water

Just like many other species. They want to survive. They don't care where so long as their needs are met in one way or the other.

http://pestworldforkids.org...

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V0LT2928d ago

cockroaches are attracted to filth.

AspiringProGenji2928d ago

There's a crocoach on your pants

Brave_Losers_Unite2928d ago

I actually ate a few on my trip to Thailand

MagicBeanz2928d ago

Well you made an effort and that's whats important.

johndoe112112928d ago

That's probably why you have so many crawling out of your ears.

EatCrow2928d ago

Can't believe it but it seems almost the majority dont believe you.

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Trekster_Gamer2928d ago

Knows where the best place to take a shit you mean!

Kojjikaneshiro2928d ago

You can keep the cockroaches bro Lol.

LackTrue4K2928d ago

9/10 roaches preferred Sony PlaStation over Xbox brand consoles.
😂

XanderZane2928d ago

Yeah... all my XBox systems are roach free.

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TheSaint2928d ago

You know most thought that when reading the title.

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TheCommentator2928d ago (Edited 2928d ago )

Well, this explains why we can't seem to get rid of certain PS4 fans from trolling this site. Cockroaches aren't smart... they're just hard to get rid of!

LastCenturyRob2928d ago

Cockroaches eat feces, so.....

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Irishguy952928d ago

We#re calling ps fans cockroaches now?

Noice

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HaikusfromBuddha2928d ago

They're attracted to garbage. It was just a joke don't kill me pls.

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ShadowKnight2929d ago

They'll even risk dying just to live in the PS4

SilverDemon2928d ago (Edited 2928d ago )

They want some of dat greatness

dauntingpixel2928d ago

if you have an issues with cockroaches getting into your PS4, you have other pretty big freaking issues with cleanliness or you should should consider moving.

nitus102928d ago (Edited 2928d ago )

It may come as a shock to you but cockroaches have wings and they are pretty good fliers.

Basically, if you live near a house, apartment etc that has a cockroach infestation then at some stage you are going to get the odd cockroach in your home and since they can get in via small spaces you will have a difficult time completely stopping them.

Sure baits, traps and some ultrasonic (sort of debatable) repellents can reduce cockroaches but they won't completely stop them and if you have electronic devices on the or near the floor then it is highly likely they will get in.

desertpunk862928d ago

SELF-ENTITLED MILLENNIAL THINKS MOVING IS EASY!

zuul90182928d ago

Right? Cause you can just terminate your current lease penalty free, find a new place at a reasonable rate within a day, pack all your shit, pay for a moving van or borrow a friends truck, and hook up all your stuff (water, electric, internet) in a day or two.
Im guessing most people are under 18 and live with parents (not an insult) and havent actually rented or owned their own place.

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