Review by Tom Chick:
"I'm driving parrots from one end of a winding mountain road to another. It's my third attempt. It seems the Venezuelan army really doesn't want these parrots to get to their destination. They've suddenly stationed heavily armed guards all over this mountain to intercept parrot smugglers. The parrots are in boxes in the back of a beat-up gaudy pick-up truck. The loose boxes shuffle and bounce around in the open truck bed. A lot of them bounce out of the truck, especially when I have to ramp over a ravine. Once a certain number of boxes have bounced out of the truck, I've failed the mission.
I've purchased tanks, attack helicopters, cruise missile strikes, and crates full of military-grade explosives. I've bribed multinational oil companies and even the United Nations. You'd think I could afford a few bungie cords."