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There's a PlayStation E3 Headline Generator

And it's glorious.

Notable examples include;
- Shawn Layden bursts from a crate on stage wearing a Crash Bandicoot t-shirt to announce – Spyro.
- Adam Boyes trips over the PlayStation VR headset wire, crushing Fumito Ueda and destroying all hope of The Last Guardian being released.
- Sony announces all upcoming first-party games will be funded through Kickstarter.

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Christopher1352d ago (Edited 1352d ago )

"Yu Suzuki demos the latest Shenmue, the gamepaly lasts 3 seconds - Suzuki announces they are now bankrupt."

Some of these are savage.

"Sony announce all game cover artwork going forward to include panda's holding machine guns - in response to SJW complaints."

Eonjay1352d ago (Edited 1352d ago )

"Ready at Dawn announce The Order: 1886 sequel The Wrong Order which showcases Galahad now working at a local Takeaway."

Indeed, savage.

Eonjay1352d ago

Really good stuff. Its nice to see that they aren't afraid to poke fun at themselves either.

crazychris41241352d ago (Edited 1352d ago )

"Shawn Layden bursts from a crate on stage wearing a Crash Bandicoot t-shirt to announce – Spyro."

"Ubisoft reveal their latest title: Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon Watch_Dogs: Tower Unlock Edition."

Christopher1352d ago (Edited 1352d ago )

Edit: Thank you crazy!

TheColbertinator1352d ago

Sony announcing all their first party games through Kickstarter is classic

Germany71352d ago

CEO Kaz Hirai (parody account) on Twitter:

The Final Fantasy XV release date has been leaked. This is the first time something related to FF XV has been completed ahead of schedule

Christopher1352d ago

lol. Now that's a nice one.

Germany71351d ago

Peter Molyneux announces a new game for PS4, you will play as a NPC the entire game.

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