PC World: Too Human Review

PC World writes: "Too Human's story is a lumbering, clanging muddle, a clumsy collision of canned dialogue and confusing narrative. On a planet (Earth?) populated by cybergods modeled after the Aesir of Norse mythology, myth meets mech. At first it seems like a riff on Roger Zelazny's Hugo-winning 1967 sci-fi novel Lord of Light, about the perils of fabricated divinity. Unfortunately, the only thing Too Human--the first chapter in a proposed trilogy by director Denis Dyack--explores in depth are the pitfalls of tedious melodrama."

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morganfell3710d ago (Edited 3710d ago )

Duh duh duh duh duh, Another one bites the dust,
Another turd dropped, and the Xbox flopped,
Another one bites the dust, Duh duh duh duh duh

Zerodin3710d ago

Maybe some day they will make a homo-erotic game just for you!

morganfell3710d ago

I don't know but this line takes the cake:

"His brother Thor is a hammer-slinging braggart with the combat IQ of Paris Hilton."

Also when I read that line, "I dub thee Toast" all I could think of was Clowny hitting Spawn with a shovel in the graveyard.

Silogon3710d ago

What I find most humiliating is that BRATZ got a 10 out of 10 and Too human got a 5 out of 10 ahhahahahahahahahahaa

Atomic3710d ago

Too Human is the red-headed step-child of the gaming industry'
everyone likes give him a beating.

morganfell3710d ago (Edited 3710d ago )

As in this case those beatings are usually justified.


When he said red head, that freak carrot top popped into my head. Have you seen that guy lately? It's too much plastic surgery and weightlifting in a horrific aberration of nature.


thenickel3710d ago

What the heck kind of photo is that lol. Thanks for the nightmare now.

AAACE53710d ago

People should treat Too Human like drugs, and just say "NO!"

Chuck Norris3710d ago

Unlike drugs, you won't get a high with Too Human.*

*Disclaimer: Chuck Norris does not promote the use and consumption of any illegal substances. Chuck Norris will not be made liable for any negative side-effects involved with the use and consumption of the said illegal substances. You, the reader, are not entitled to sue Chuck Norris. You have been warned.

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