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GameSpy: Too Human Review

GameSpy writes: "The blow of repetitive gameplay and broken loot mechanics could possibly be softened if there were some kind of riveting narrative to be gleaned, but unfortunately, Too Human seems more interested in queuing up more ranks of robots for you to destroy than actually explaining anything to you. Who are the Aesir really and, most importantly, where did they come from? These questions are left totally unanswered even though they are of pivotal importance to the enjoyment of the story. Instead, you get a hokey plot that revolves around some dude killing your wife and amnesia. Amnesia? Really? When combined with the pointless banter between your throwaway compatriots, you can probably find better writing in any given episode of "The Golden Girls."

Deprived of a decent storyline, innovative mechanics, and limited variation in either enemies or environments, Too Human is barely worthy of a weekend rental. It's an extremely repetitive treadmill set in a world you'll never get a chance to actually learn anything about thanks to the almost complete lack of exposition. Whatever points it scores for its somewhat interesting approach to combat are almost instantly retracted once you perform them for the umpteenth time on the same robot that fights in the same way. Unfortunately, Too Human can't even provide decent graphics at a consistent framerate, as graphical hitches and choppy visuals are a regular occurrence. All of these negatives leave little reason to recommend Too Human."

Pros:
+Right analog stick combat system offers minor variation

Cons:
-Precious little differentiation in enemies, environments and combat tactics
-too much loot trivializes drops
-poor graphical performance

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Flop of the Year Gentlemen, this beats the S**t out of Haze, only on the FLopBox 360

juuken3716d ago

Lol, I hope you didn't crack a rib laughing that hard. xD

ICUP3716d ago

Haze killer confirmed.

Dennis Dyack3716d ago

WILL SOMEONE PINCH ME AM I IN A NIGHTMARE

Kaneda3715d ago

Xbox fans need to buy PS3 this Xmas to have something to play with. You know GoW 1.5 will be the same as 1.. just added features.. Come Join Us.. ROFM 60 players.. :)

Pain3715d ago

- But but but!!!!
Its on da XBox!!! has to be good....

@1 lol save some letters for the rest of us.

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jkhan3716d ago

Today is a bad day for TooHuman.:|
2.5 is a pretty bad score. God help SK.

Montrealien3716d ago (Edited 3716d ago )

This is golden for these kinds of situations...

The Lazy One3716d ago (Edited 3716d ago )

It's by no means a complete flop. While a lot of the reviewers tend to agree on what's bad, a lot of them think it's just flat out fun.

One thing I don't get. A lot of reviewers love the story, and some of them think it sucks donkey balls. I'm totally confused about what to expect from that.

edit: I really want to see yahtzee do this game. I think he'll paint a more accurate representation of how bad the bad stuff is.

Chaos Striker3716d ago

nice flow chart Montrealien, lol. Pretty much sums up how a lot of people view the situation xD

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