Wrestling is a strange mix of campness and brutality, like a steak wearing perfume, or a roller disco in which the object is to fall over and be crushed to death. The people who do it are formidable, but they dress like Elton John. It's all make-believe, but if you or I were to try it we'd die just as surely as if we exasperated a bull.
Not on mobile, though. On mobile it's safe, which is why the outright cowards that populate Pocket Gamer Towers have been looking forward to playing TNA Wrestling. Licensed from the popular newcomer amongst American wrestling organisations, the TNA (which stands for 'Total Non-stop Action'), Longtail's game looks like an amusing take on the sport.