Bob Mackey from 1UP writes:
"With our closets and dressers full of moth-eaten promotional T-shirts, we gamers aren't exactly the best-dressed people on the planet. It's easy to place the blame for our inherent lack of style on some genetic abnormality, but the sad truth is that -- like so many former child stars -- we're simply the product of bad role models. Taking a look at the world of fashion as it exists in videogames reveals a collection of appalling apparel that any normal human would get savagely beaten for wearing in public. And it's the cosplayers among us that are hurt the most.
The following culprits are proof of our victimhood, and they are also reminders that the human race has learned nothing about fashion since the 1980s and should be punished. The weak of stomach disgusted by the combination of socks and sandals may need parental guidance."