KSD writes: Vinny boots up Mario 64 greeted by the familiar jocular "Hello!" from the disembodied Mario head at the game's start. Except it's not familiar. Mario's head is squashed into a football shape, ears elongated so that he resembles Jar Jar Binks, and his black moustache acts as surrogate lips when he talks.
"I can't make him look normal, guys," Vinny says to his live audience after molding Mario's face into an even uglier formation. "Something tells me it's gonna get worse." It always does.