Top 10 Reasons Why Samus Is More Bad Ass Than Master Chief

Now, don't get me wrong here, I love Halo. It's just, I've come to realize that Samus is way more Bad Ass then him. You might not realize it yet, but I'm sure by the end of this countdown, it will open a new light in your eyes.

10. She shows her face.

While Master Chief runs around in his helmet all day long, probably sweating like a dog, Samus is…well she's pretty much doing the same thing. Except for the fact that after Samus gets done doing her mission, she shows a little gut, and takes off her helmet to show the world that she is female. Honestly, for all we know, Master Chief could be a girl too…but, lets be honest, if Bungie decided to pull that one on us, Halo would no longer exist.

9. She can morph into a ball.

Ok, so it doesn't seem like the most useful trick at first; but its actually pretty damn awesome when you start to think about it. Not only is it amazing that she is flexible enough to contort herself into a ball, but its also got some neat little tricks to it as well. For starters, it can lay bombs on the ground, it can climb up walls, and it can boost itself up skateboarding ramps with ease (or at least things shaped like skateboarding ramps). And don't try and tell me that you guys wouldn't wanna go out with a chick thats that flexible.

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Poor Xbots4360d ago

Poor Xbots

Poor Xbots, even Kirby can kick Chiefs ass.

Poor Xbots

caffman4360d ago

the sales figures of halo 3 have kicked solid snake into the dirt!

t-0_ot-4360d ago

And, all the Halo fans can kick Kirby's fans asses.. =)

silverchode4359d ago

and grand turismo pisses on all of them :) +50mill sold.

jamilion4360d ago


hahahaha, one of the best reads of the day, for me at least!

sushipoop4360d ago

And she's sexy under all that armor. Master Chief on the other hand used to host Gay Pride Day Parade.

dantesparda4360d ago

Cuz she much hotter underneath. Besides i think Master Chief just may be gay. Have you ever noticed how often he likes to stick his balls in other dudes faces? Hmmmmm, i know as a dude, i dont want my balls near any guys face. No thank you

sumfood4u4359d ago

My number one choice would be her flexibility! what guy wouldnt want her morph rolling all over you with her out of this world movments!

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ape0074360d ago (Edited 4360d ago )

she's more serious,deadly and more badass than master chief

Dpa4360d ago

Both characters are the least imaginative, worst looking video game characters in gaming history. Samus looks like a bloody lego bionicle and master chief is just a man in metal armour. Why anybody likes these personality less characters is beyond me.

The Wood4360d ago

the thing is samus's look was created decades ago almost

Acidicpack4360d ago

we should care because? Good God peeps must be running out of Sh$% to wright about. Is it just me or are the all these top 10 lists just getting stupider and stupider.

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