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Top 10 Reasons Why Samus Is More Bad Ass Than Master Chief

Now, don't get me wrong here, I love Halo. It's just, I've come to realize that Samus is way more Bad Ass then him. You might not realize it yet, but I'm sure by the end of this countdown, it will open a new light in your eyes.

10. She shows her face.

While Master Chief runs around in his helmet all day long, probably sweating like a dog, Samus is…well she's pretty much doing the same thing. Except for the fact that after Samus gets done doing her mission, she shows a little gut, and takes off her helmet to show the world that she is female. Honestly, for all we know, Master Chief could be a girl too…but, lets be honest, if Bungie decided to pull that one on us, Halo would no longer exist.

9. She can morph into a ball.

Ok, so it doesn't seem like the most useful trick at first; but its actually pretty damn awesome when you start to think about it. Not only is it amazing that she is flexible enough to contort herself into a ball, but its also got some neat little tricks to it as well. For starters, it can lay bombs on the ground, it can climb up walls, and it can boost itself up skateboarding ramps with ease (or at least things shaped like skateboarding ramps). And don't try and tell me that you guys wouldn't wanna go out with a chick thats that flexible.

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Poor Xbots5746d ago

Poor Xbots

Poor Xbots, even Kirby can kick Chiefs ass.

Poor Xbots

caffman5746d ago

the sales figures of halo 3 have kicked solid snake into the dirt!

t-0_ot-5745d ago

And, all the Halo fans can kick Kirby's fans asses.. =)

silverchode5745d ago

and grand turismo pisses on all of them :) +50mill sold.

jamilion5746d ago

"SHE SHOWS HERE FACE"

hahahaha, one of the best reads of the day, for me at least!

sushipoop5746d ago

And she's sexy under all that armor. Master Chief on the other hand used to host Gay Pride Day Parade.

dantesparda5746d ago

Cuz she much hotter underneath. Besides i think Master Chief just may be gay. Have you ever noticed how often he likes to stick his balls in other dudes faces? Hmmmmm, i know as a dude, i dont want my balls near any guys face. No thank you

sumfood4u5745d ago

My number one choice would be her flexibility! what guy wouldnt want her morph rolling all over you with her out of this world movments!

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ape0075746d ago (Edited 5746d ago )

she's more serious,deadly and more badass than master chief

Dpa5746d ago

Both characters are the least imaginative, worst looking video game characters in gaming history. Samus looks like a bloody lego bionicle and master chief is just a man in metal armour. Why anybody likes these personality less characters is beyond me.

The Wood5746d ago

the thing is samus's look was created decades ago almost

Acidicpack5746d ago

we should care because? Good God peeps must be running out of Sh$% to wright about. Is it just me or are the all these top 10 lists just getting stupider and stupider.

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Pacific Rim Pinball comes to Pinball FX

This could be fun as they make great tables. Go big or go extinct. Prime your senses for a neural handshake and step into the cockpit of a Jaeger. It is on you to cancel the apocalypse when Pacific Rim Pinball comes to Pinball FX on May 16.

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Looking Back At 2008, An Unbelievably Incredible Year Of Video Game Releases

Huzaifa from eXputer: "2008 was home to the likes of Call of Duty: World at War, Dead Space, GTA 4, Far Cry 2, Left 4 Dead, and many other hits, which is outright remarkable."

ChasterMies17h ago

Some of these low paid video game “news” writers weren’t born before 2007.

just_looken13h ago

Here here

Those that were around before 2000's i am sure are like me that think we entered a world of non readers or those that follow without question.

I can not wait to see fallout 3 a goty game even though it was about water with non content until you add the dlc/updates then you got the performance/crashing

CrimsonWing691d 4h ago

I don’t think anything can compare to 2023

lucasnooker1d 4h ago

1998 - the best year in gaming! Metal gear solid, crash bandicoot 3, medievil, half life, ocarina of time, thief, tenchu, resident evil 2, Spyro, tomb raider 3, oddworld abes exodus, banjo kazooie.

It was a different breed of a gaming era. You’ll never understand what it was like back then. The aura of gaming, it was different!

KyRo1d 4h ago (Edited 1d 4h ago )

I second this. Gaming was a lot more varied and fun than it is today. I'm 35 so getting on compared to some here but I got to see all the changes from NES up to now but I've never felt so disappointed in any generation than I have this current gen. I was expecting more from this generation rather than prettier versions of games that came before it. Game mechanics have become so refined that alot of games feel the same and has done for a while now.

Maybe it's time to have a break for a while. I love gaming but I don't feel I get much fun in the traditional sense out of it anymore.

CrimsonWing691d 4h ago (Edited 1d 4h ago )

Metal Gear Solid, Resident Evil 2, Abe’s Exodus, and Ocarina of Time are the only things from that list that I liked.

Here’s the 2023 game releases that I personally liked… and big releases that I didn’t care for:

- Dead Space Remake
- Wo Long Dynatsy
- Resident Evil 4 Remake
- Diablo 4
- Fire Emblem Engage
- Hogwarts Legcay
- Street Fighter 6
- Hi-Fi Rush
- Like a Dragon: Ishin
- Octopath Traveler 2
- Final Fantasy Pixel Remasters
- Final Fanatsy XVI (actually ended up not liking this, but it was still a big deal release)
- Baldur’s Gate 3
- Armored Core VI: Fires of Rubicon
- Lies of P
- Mortal Kombat 1
- Marvel’s Spider-Man 2
- Starfield (Ended up hating this one, but big release)
- Super Mario Bros. Wonder
- Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom (I’m an old-school Zelda fan, but didn’t really enjoy this game)
- Alan Wake 2

I mean, honestly I’ve never seen a year of major IP releases like that, ever.

Profchaos1d 1h ago (Edited 1d 1h ago )

Isn't it just a generational thing realistically.

I've been gaming since way back and I some of my favourite games go as far back as the late 80s for me each generation has a year or two of game changing releases one after another before an inevitable dry spell.

I kind of agree gaming had a different feel games hit different because we didn't have the internet nothing got spoiled and you really had to put in the effort to beat a puzzle which could set entire groups of people looking for a solution. But most importantly games were experimental and not as cookie cutter as today even basics like controls were not universal today r2 is shoot l2 is ads garunteed you can't deviate from that in a shooter back then it could of been square, R1 or R1 and circle nothing was standard.

But as time moves on a new generation picks up their controller they are going to be interested in different things that PS1 demo disc with the t Rex blew our primitive 16 bit brains back on launch but to kids today it's laughable.
The new gen of kids coming into to hobby seem to value different things to us there seems to be a huge focus on online play, streamers, gaming personalities, and social experiences, convience of digital downloads. To me I value none of that but that's ok like my parents not liking the band's I would listen to its just the natural cycle.

Gameseeker_Frampt16h ago

Just about every year in the 7th generation was great and something we most likely won't experience again.

2009 for example had Assassin's Creed 2, Batman: Arkham Asylum, Dragon Age: Origins, Uncharted 2, Halo 3: ODST, Killzone 2, Borderlands, Bayonetta, and Demon's Souls to name a few.

just_looken13h ago

It still amazes me we got over 7 rockstar games ps2/ps3 but 3 for the ps3/ps4/ps5

Dragon age 1-3 and mass effect 1-3 in 7ish years what a generation.

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6 Fun Games Where You Actually Play As The Bad Guy

While the mainstream media always sees things turning in favor of the hero, here are 6 games that own being a bad guy.

Profchaos1d 10h ago

Pretty much all of these games listed are based around a morality system you don't have to be bad and you don't have to be good.

It seems to have left out some real amazing games like red dead redemption 1/2,ass effect and true crime la/ny

Tacoboto1d 9h ago

Armored Core VI?

Ok, I'm really missing something here. Just beat chapter 3 earlier this evening, unlocked A-rank Arena fights. I'm not seeing or sensing any branching paths or morality system and I've done every side mission and arena fight available to me up to that fight.

Is something big coming soon to branch the story?

banger881d 9h ago

No mention of Grand Theft Auto? Saints Row (original trilogy), Manhunt? Also The Suffering (depending on the ending you get).

ChasterMies23h ago

Trevor in GTA 6 is a sadist and psychopath who dabbles in cannibalism. Should be top of the list. These game “news” sites should hire people that know games.