Gamers Universe writes: "Alas dear readers, it's true. You may have spotted this game cropping up on the weekly Xbox Live Arcade updates recently and swiftly downloaded it in the mistaken belief that it might replicate the pneumatic thrills of titles such as Dead or Alive Extreme Beach Volleyball - but if you're expecting chesty thrills here you're in for a severe disappointment.
In fact, we're not exactly sure why the game was called Double D Dodgeball at all. We suspect it had a lot to do with trying to catch a little passing interest from numpties who download each and every game promising cartoon breast based thrills without checking the content first. Let us help you get over your pixel porn addiction and put the record straight before any more of you waste your valuable bandwidth grabbing this."