You can play through the single-player roster several times to unlock a few characters. Then there are local and online multiplayer modes, but they just replace a computer opponent with a human. Online works fine, for what it is. There just isn't much content here. It's another clunky, ugly Wii game that consists of waving your arms around looking like a jackass. If that's what you're interested in, you don't need a Wii to do it.
Presentation - 4.0
Graphics - 4.5
Sound - 3.5
Gameplay - 4.0
Lasting Appeal - 3.5
Overall -
Today, Microforum announced its plans to release Enjoy Your Massage! on WiiWare August 9th. In it, you rub down hot and stressed out ladies using a variety of different techniques. It’s looks and sounds bizarre, but it’s just one of several weird titles on the Nintendo Wii. Here now, are the strangest WiiWare games.
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GamesRadar: "Do you consider fart jokes to be the pinnacle of human humour? Do your sides split at the merest hint of a belch? If so, then prepare to scoop your intestines off the floor, because here's the game of your dreams! Us? Well, if we found flatulence funny, we wouldn't have better things to do than play videogames like this."
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