Woof. Woof woof woof. Arf. AROOOOOOOOOO woof. BACON. woof. bark. bark. sniff sniff sniff. woof. arf arf. ARRRRRRRRRR
The Domestic Dog simulator could be a very interesting concept, if it... was not so awful. You simply can't do anything reasonable besides peeing in every corner - coupled with a gruesome graphics, it is better to hide from that game. Domestic Dog Simulator is just lacking to many things.
IGN - Brian and Max do a bunch of ordinary dog activities, including urinating on raccoons and visiting an art gallery.
Kotaku - P*ss on everything. If that doesn’t work, there’s always plan number two.
From Surreal Distractions, markers of surreal distractions, comes a game about being a random dog-like creature with a nose for trouble and a bladder-full of justice. Or urine. It’s probably urine, though one of my dogs was peeing black liquid, which brings its urinicity into question. Yes, it’s a word. Shut up.
