Clueless Gamer: Conan Reviews "The Witcher: Wild Hunt"

Conan explores the exciting and terrifyingly sexy world of "The Witcher: Wild Hunt."

[DarkOcelet]

He seems to love it. Its gonna be awesome.

[starchild]

"It is the best thing that has happened to me in my whole life".

It was a great show. I laughed a lot. The game does look awesome.

[kingeliran]

Gave up and watched it. some spoilers but its funny
all he cares about is sex in the game

[Tdmd]

The Emperor of Milfgaard. Hmm, they should had went with that!

[sashimi]

I would like to visit that kingdom and gain citizenship...

[rdgneoz3]

Take your time there. Don't want to finish your visit too fast, might not be let back in.

[Cra2yey3]

Thank god this was posted here lol

[MasterBaker]

Conan never fails, this was freakin Hilarious. XD

Edit: was that a special edition Xbox one controller? Looks sick.

[Overwhelming]

It's already confirmed that although the game box shown was for XBox One, the game was running on a PC.

[Cra2yey3]

Conan's best clueless gamer review lol. The ending was great, had me dying!

[Papafynn]

That was pretty funny. Nothing new here and it maybe the first showing of the game running on an XboxOne & it looks great.

[Cra2yey3]

True, didn't even think of that. Does look good.

[wegetsignalx]

It was PC development footage.

[Dirtnapstor]

Through and through hilarious! Busted a gut when he told Aaron to leave the room! Wish he crank out more "reviews"!

[Satyre28]

Looks awesome on X1. Conan was funny as heck as always. The game looks damn good, cant wait until release.

[TripC50]

Gameplay looks nice and smooth. The Semen that shot out of his hand flowed nicely. Looking forward to making love on that unicorn.

Hope people read this before watching the clip.

[KingPin]

this is how games should be reviewed.
not ps4/xbox1, frame rates, objects on screen, etc etc.

[Kenshin_BATT0USAI]

I mean..I lived the video too. Watch a lot of Conan's stuff actually.

but this in no way should be how games are reviewed. I kinda like objectivity. So yes platform matters, frame rates matters, FoV, texture mapping etc. everything matters. Because the combination of every technical, everything artsy and the game mechanics make a game good.

[KingPin]

platform matters? why? technically pc is always the best, does that mean consoles are useless?

frame rates? so 60fps and glitching + screen tearing is better than 30fps with solid visuals.

etc etc.

[Kenshin_BATT0USAI]

You're putting words in my mouth. Of course platform matters in a review. a xbox 1 review wouldn't fairly represent a pc port or a ps4 for example.

I never said anything about 60 vs 30fps. all I said was frame rate matters. That encompasses a lot of things more than you're weak ass narrative.

[KingPin]

lol weak ass narative you say? lol

you call it weak, yet cant give examples of exactly what your understanding covers. lol

thats weak right there kiddo.

nobody can put words in your mouth unless you yourself dont have a full understanding of what you are saying. keep that in mind for the next time you comment.

[wheatley]

Yeah that was the best review they have ever done. Haha!

[Ank666]

It was PC footage not XBone
Just using XBone controller

https://twitter.com/Bacon_i...

Sad for all the XBone users who got excited
There is still no XBone footage in sight

[hello12]

PC or not that guy working for the studio has an agenda its always him who has something to say.

I don't care if it is PC footage Sony does it all the time, but the cry babies of the web flood the internet with complaints and i bet not one of them owns a x box one anyhow.

[GameHero]

Sony does NOT do it all the time, since the Killzone2 years ago. Many trailers or game clips show "in game footage" or "in game engine". I NEVER EVER seen this disclaimer on any Xbox game...

[wegetsignalx]

Killzone 2 was an in-engine CG trailer, like most E3 game reveals. The final game looked very similar.

Arkham Knight E3 footage is more forgivable because it was much earlier in development, CG/in-engine/development footage is common on E3 trailers, no Playstation branded Arkham Knight boxes or the like were shown, controllers/consoles shown, etc.

This isn't even the first time on Conan that PC footage was used for an XB1 game right about to launch. They did the same thing with Forza 5, with the infamous 3D to cardboard crowd downgrades.

Your personal attacks and lies mean nothing.

[gangsta_red]

I think gamers got excited because the game looks fun to play.

[BlackPhillip666]

what happened to the witchers hair on the xbone version

[gangsta_red]

That was hilarious.

[Professor_K]

Yep, its a buy XD