My Night On the P*ss With the ‘EVE Online’ Vikings

Vice: "Do you know what Iceland's three biggest exports are?" the Viking with a fistful of forfeit-shot glasses asks me. I definitely don't know, but I also don't want to drink any more Brennivín, an Icelandic schnapps which means "burning wine". And it does burn. F*cking loads.

I have to take a shot for every export I can't name, and I learn the hard way that "jumpers" and "those hats with like big tusks on them" aren't correct answers. One I do get right, though, is " EVE Online".

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