Back in February Uwe Boll revealed to Eurogamer.net that he hoped to give his many critics a chance to appear in his next videogame adaptation, Postal: "I'm in the movie - Uwe Boll will play a minor part. I get killed by my 'Boll haters'." He also stated that he'd be happy for the Boll haters to play themselves.
It turns out Boll is a man of his words. In a press release titled "Uwe Boll challenges his critics to 'Put up or shut up!'", Boll states: "I'm fed up with people slamming my films on the Internet without see[ing] them. Many journalists make value judgments on my films based on the opinions of one or two thousand Internet voices. Half of those opinions come from people who've never watched my films."
Boll now challenge his critics to a fight - as in, an actual, physical fight.
"Towards the end of the filming of Postal the five most outspoken critics will be flown into Vancouver and supplied with hotel rooms," the press release states.
"As a guest of Uwe Boll they will be given the chance to be an extra/stand-in in Postal and have the opportunity to put on boxing gloves and enter a BOXING RING to fight Uwe Boll.
"Each critic will have the opportunity to bring down Uwe in a 10-bout match. There will be five matches planned over the last two days of the movie. Certain scenes from these boxing matches will become part of the Postal movie. All five fights will be televised on the Internet and will be covered by international press."
However there are a few rules for entry: first of all, you must be a man weighing between 140 and 190 pounds (63.5 kg - 86 kg). Secondly, you must have "posted on the Internet or have written in magazines/newspapers at least two extremely negative articles in the year 2005."
If you're eligible to enter you need to submit proof of your negative articles to [email protected].
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Opportunities to objectify male characters are rare, and I seize them every chance I get.
'Opportunities to objectify male characters are rare'
Sounds like the writer needs more life experience.
Elden Ring's manga has been put on hiatus so that the artist can play the DLC.
kill him,Make him Bleed!!!!. i hate him may he burn inthe depts of hell. i saw house,rayne and alone they had notin to do wit games. they suck!.
those critics better get some steroids,and mess him up.
Go to farcry on imdb and sign up petition stop farcry movie from being made by him
he is wacko
if you dont like Uwe Boll, DONT PAY TO SEE HIS MOVIES, and he'll dry up and blow away.
Videogame movies = bad already. Videogame movies + Uwe Boll = Satan's excrement. X_x
If everyone just REFUSED to buy tickets/DVDs from Uwe Boll, Paul WS Anderson, Brett Ratner etc, Hollywood would be a much better place.
In making AVP, Paul(Without Skill)Anderson, single-handedly turned two of the best genre characters in movie history into,at best, B-movie wrestlers.'Aliens' and 'Predator' were PERFECT films, IMO,and Anderson FUBARed em' to hell.
oh god he made dare devil? that was the lamest movie ever, I wanted to choke myself