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GTA 5 Quotes – Best and Funniest

NuzCo writes: "There are many great GTA 5 quotes so we have deiced to compose a list. We have included a wide range of characters who have said some of the best and funniest quotes said in the game."

TheSuperior 3793d ago

Gotta love Trevor he has by far the best quotes in the game. Funny thing is I hated him when I first played the game thought he was gross but now im like, that's my guy hahaha

Phoenix763793d ago

Some of the quotes from TV ads crack me up. My personal fave is Sirius Cougar. "He's 22 and can last for hours. She proberly won't last the night! It's the show that asks? "How old can you go?!?!" Lol

ps5fanboy3792d ago

Running animals over with Trevor , some classic lines ha , love the guy , but not in a gay way Trevor!!

Expert7773792d ago (Edited 3792d ago )

Oh, the first one that comes to my mind is Trevor's "I need to meditate. Or masturbate. Or both."

Some others that I needed to check but are worth sharing:

Amanda to Michael about Trevor: "Just keep him away from me and the children, you low life, whore-mongering asswipe.", then Fabien comes in and says "Did someone say yoga?"

Lamar: "Ah nigga, don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful, nigga."

Franklin to Lamar: "Move over so the traffic can flow through."
Lamar: "Whatever nigga. I'll let something flow through your ass."
Franklin: "Dog, I ain't too sure that joke works, dog."
Lamar: "Ahh, shit."

Lamar: "I can take care of my sizelf."
Franklin: "No the fuck you cizain't.

Franklin's aunt with her fellow feminists: "We are women and we're free, we're women..."
Trevor interrupts them: "Shut the fuck UP!"
They comply.
Trevor: "Thank you."

Of course there are a lot more, GTA V is a game full of puns, and is kind of a parody of nowadays' society.

lexparsimony3792d ago

This article focuses far too much on the main characters and not on some of the absolutely hilarious side characters. One of my personal favorites is Lamar.

He goes on an extended rant about how he was just released from prison and can't buy guns himself. Shortly after Franklin purchases some guns, he busts out with "now let's go kill some niggas" in full view of the gun store owner and several other people.

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GTA5 Has Sold Over 215 Million Copies, Red Dead Redemption 2 Has Sold Over 74 Million Units

Take-Two announced its financial results for the fiscal year 2025, also sharing an update on the sales of GTA5 and Red Dead Redemption 2.
The anticipation for GTA6 has reached fever pitch, with the latest trailer being the biggest video launch of all time.

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LostPotato5d ago (Edited 5d ago )

Milk...get your milk...and so much more. Really when you release the same games in three editions over 15 years it's amazing how much money, and the amount of sales you earn. It's amazing how no one can compete.

Mr_cheese5d ago

To be fair, no many companies could release the same game over and over. They've earned that whether we agree or not

DarXyde5d ago

I mean Resident Evil 4 has had longer legs and still hasn't done anything like this.

Profchaos5d ago (Edited 5d ago )

GTA v isn't the only game that's released three consoles generations running but nothing has sold those numbers including GTA San Andreas which is now 4 console generations deep.

anast5d ago

Looks like a 2040 release for GTA6

gold_drake5d ago

thats insane right?
absolutely insane

rlow14d ago

No surprising considering that it’s been on every major platform and store.

I decided to look up the longest and most sold games list. To my surprise Tetris has takes the top spot.

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GTA VI Early Comparison Highlights Massive Jump in Character Detail, Environments & More Over GTA V

A new Grand Theft Auto VI early comparison video highlights the massive jump in character detail, environments and more over its predecessor.

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Snookies1214d ago

I mean, considering the amount of time between the two. It better be a massive upgrade. Especially with the amount of money Rockstar raked in from GTA Online.

MDTunkown12d ago

Most of scenes are pre rendered

andy8512d ago

Literally none are. If you know anything about rockstar they don't do that. Confirmed by themselves that this is all in-game

MDTunkown12d ago

Is that why first gta5 trailer looked better than the final product? Or is that why same happened with rdr2 ?
Rockstar told 50% are cutscenes and rockstars always used better models during cutscenes than in game.
You legit seems to know rockstar very well.

andy8512d ago (Edited 12d ago )

It didn't though? And neither did RDR2. In fact it was actually the opposite. What's with the hate boner? If you don't like it just avoid the topic

InUrFoxHole11d ago

Why don't either of you provide proof. This is just a he said, she said argument at this point

generic-user-name12d ago

You're either lying or just don't know what pre rendered means. Pre rendered means that if you change the character's appearance (clothes, accessories etc) they wouldn't show up in the cutscenes because they were already made and aren't being rendered in real time. This is something that doesn't happen in Rockstar games.

"Is that why first gta5 trailer looked better than the final product? Or is that why same happened with rdr2 ?"

In fact some of the scenes in RDR2 looked better in the retail version than at launched.

anast12d ago

The OP is taking the shot-gun approach: say a bunch of random tripe and see if something sticks.

repsahj12d ago

Damn! GTAV graphics are still awesome! But, I am so excited to play GTA6!!!

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GTA V Gets Pulled from PS Plus as PC Players Continue to Favor Legacy Over Enhanced

Rockstar’s iconic title Grand Theft Auto V is making headlines once again—but not for the reasons fans might hope. Less than a year after GTA V joined the

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ocelot0725d ago

I believe it's been on ps+ a few times over the years of I'm not mistaking same goes for gamepass.

VenomUK25d ago (Edited 25d ago )

‘GTA V Gets Pulled from PS Plus as PC Players Continue to Favor Legacy Over Enhanced’

That’s an awful clickbait title. The use of the word ‘as’ means the first statement is the result of the second, when in reality they’re not connected.

Profchaos25d ago

Also the same for red dead redemption 2 and GTA trilogy (albeit they split that into individual games)

Tacoboto25d ago

It just got put back on Game Pass recently too.

GTA V is the pass-around sub title, and it probably doesn't even matter because everyone owns a copy or even two by now.

FortWaba25d ago

Trash article and trash website.

Doesn't even mention WHEN it's leaving.

gold_drake24d ago (Edited 24d ago )

so i looked cause i was curious, its still avaliable to me.

the headline is misleading asf.

also, how did no one report this. the editing is horrendous. they'd have my arse for this ha

gamerz24d ago

Noticed my copy of gta5 on Steam was already upgraded without me doing anything. How can you still play the legacy version?

Shiore2u24d ago

There should be a second listing right under it in your library.
https://i.imgur.com/712MsIQ...

Chard24d ago

Is there anything wrong with the enhanced version if you’re just playing single player?