NuzCo writes: "There are many great GTA 5 quotes so we have deiced to compose a list. We have included a wide range of characters who have said some of the best and funniest quotes said in the game."
The Enhanced and Expanded PC version of Rockstar Games' open world action game, GTA V, is facing backlash over its missing text chat feature.
My problem with the game is they want to install a Kernel level driver before I can even boot the game in sngle player mode I don't care about GTA online
I flat out refuse to allow any game kernal level it's a huge risk I don't need to take
It's not the only game that has done this. Ut it's absolutely shutting the dorr completely on PC gaming for me kernal level drivers are ineffective at preventing cheaters but publishers insist on continued use
My big issue is how long it takes to transition between open world and interiors in Online.
Sometimes it can take over a minute of just starring at a black screen.
Let it sleep already R*. VI is coming and this game has had 12 years in the spotlight.
Grand Theft Auto 5 Enhanced Edition comes to PC as a free upgrade as Rockstar prepares to launch its next blockbuster (GTA 6). In less than a week, the upgraded version has garnered close to 200K concurrent players on Steam. Unfortunately, the game is far from perfect. W
It looks great, got everything running on ultra, have long shadows set to max and it's running silky smooth.
The ray tracing and lighting makes the game look amazing.
The Enhanced & Expanded ray tracing update for GTA V is available on PC, and we can now do a comparison with the vanilla version of the game.
Gotta love Trevor he has by far the best quotes in the game. Funny thing is I hated him when I first played the game thought he was gross but now im like, that's my guy hahaha
Some of the quotes from TV ads crack me up. My personal fave is Sirius Cougar. "He's 22 and can last for hours. She proberly won't last the night! It's the show that asks? "How old can you go?!?!" Lol
Running animals over with Trevor , some classic lines ha , love the guy , but not in a gay way Trevor!!
Oh, the first one that comes to my mind is Trevor's "I need to meditate. Or masturbate. Or both."
Some others that I needed to check but are worth sharing:
Amanda to Michael about Trevor: "Just keep him away from me and the children, you low life, whore-mongering asswipe.", then Fabien comes in and says "Did someone say yoga?"
Lamar: "Ah nigga, don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful, nigga."
Franklin to Lamar: "Move over so the traffic can flow through."
Lamar: "Whatever nigga. I'll let something flow through your ass."
Franklin: "Dog, I ain't too sure that joke works, dog."
Lamar: "Ahh, shit."
Lamar: "I can take care of my sizelf."
Franklin: "No the fuck you cizain't.
Franklin's aunt with her fellow feminists: "We are women and we're free, we're women..."
Trevor interrupts them: "Shut the fuck UP!"
They comply.
Trevor: "Thank you."
Of course there are a lot more, GTA V is a game full of puns, and is kind of a parody of nowadays' society.
This article focuses far too much on the main characters and not on some of the absolutely hilarious side characters. One of my personal favorites is Lamar.
He goes on an extended rant about how he was just released from prison and can't buy guns himself. Shortly after Franklin purchases some guns, he busts out with "now let's go kill some niggas" in full view of the gun store owner and several other people.