Dealspwn: 'Ubisoft handing out freebies is a sign of nothing more than being caught in the act. It's sort of like bribery in a way, a one-off act of goodwill to make everything that came before seem hazy. "Take this and love us again," Ubisoft are saying, with a finger pressed against the lips. "It's okay. There's nothing to see here. Shhhhh!"'