Homebrew returns just in time for WiiBrator

WiiFanboy:

"As soon as Nintendo released its anti-Twilight Hack patch in an attempt to stifle the Wii's homebrew scene, programmers set to work on finding vulnerabilities with the new firmware. They understood that there was more at stake than just homemade applications and games -- the very future of Wii teledildonics was at risk.

Fortunately, an update re-enabling the Twilight Hack was put out just in time for Team DWiildo's WiiBrator release. We're sure you can figure out how it works. Of course, PC applications interfacing with the Wii remote have provided similar functions in the past, but this "advanced vibrator simulator" is actually run through Nintendo's console."

[PoSTedUP]

did i understand correctly? did they say whut i thought they said? someone please help me out here.

[Wildarmsjecht]

I read it. I'm not approving, in fact. I'm leaving. Peace.

[pimpstation]

I guess themart is gonna have to buy a wii now.

[RufustheSage]

Wow. . . I gotta find a video or at least a chick willing to try this out. Damn. . .

[nbsmatambo]

So in short, if you get home and find a sticky Wiimote, drop it ASAP

[Telmarine]

LOL!

[AuToFiRE]

or lick it..

[Skerj]

Well, at least the name Wii is apt, lonely chicks of the world unite.

[ElementX]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[tojfs7931]

A pink wii remote then we are set.

[iamtehpwn]

I think the Wii just won the console war......

[th3james]

that would be like phone sex without chat, and who wants a orgy you can't physically participate in. Maybe nintendo could just make adult games to make people better at sex, the wii tell's you thrust force, TPM thrusts per minute, stiffness of your member, sperm count ect. then implenemt you mii's

they could use a wii sex doll i guess, and have motion sensing orifices(with realistic wetness and fish smell)

practice your skills in fun games like Eat Out Peach, Mario Kunt Riding, the orgasm of Zelda: twilight dildo, PokEpuss : gotta pleasure Em all, and super squirt bro's.

but i would rather actually flesh not plastic toys millions of kids enjoy

[Stephen Colbert]

About time someone with some balls commented.

Kudos to you sir!

Women need to drop the Wiimote, stop twiddling themselves and pick up Steven Colbert's massive balls for their personal enjoyment.

[NOTORIOUSzeke]

No fish smell for me, thanks.

[Johnny Cullen]

Pic of Jess Chobot licking Wiimote = Best pic ever.

Period.

[LJWooly]

Fantastic.

[thereapersson]

No wonder so many women love the Wii... ;)

[ChampIDC]

I'm speechless on this one...

[th3james]

all peripherals made of laytex and silicon

[Julia Bond]

ooo lol thats too funnyyy haha

i want one too ;)

xoxo <3

[TheDeadMetalhead]

And in other news, "1 million Wiis sold in 5 minutes." There was rioting, there was pilaging, and there were robberies. The new Wiibrator has left a nation in shreds. And President Bush plans to solve the issue after he take his 3 month long vacation to Texas.

But what this reporter wants to know is, "How the hell did people find them!!? Wiis are sold out everywhere!" Coming up on Action News 7.

*News music plays in background*

lol:)

[tk]

Dont play with my WII...
Rather play with MY Wii

[sumfood4u]

On Wii Sports!