The Sad, Inevitable Oculus Rift Boob-Grabbing Game Is Here

You can do some cool shit with the Oculus Rift: You can simulate what flying feels like, or use it to pick out your next car. And if you have less experience with the female anatomy than Steve Carell in The 40 Year Old Virgin, now you can use it to simulate grabbing a handful of boob. This is creepy. Ah, technology.

[xHeavYx]

So sad... *grabs*

[DeathOfTheFanBoy]

boobs are great

[UltimateMaster]

Want something to go viral? Add porn.
It worked for the VHS, it worked for the internet in the 90s so why not?
Ok, maybe the HD DVD didn't fare as well..

[Mr Pumblechook]

I hate these White Knight articles by amateur 'journalists' that think they have got the right to tell gamers what is acceptable and what is not.

Whilst Oculus Rift boob games are not at the top of my pre-order list I see no harm as long as they feature consenting adults. Over the years there have been many games that have allowed you to date NPC and this just makes it a tad more interactive!

It's easy to try and intimidate gamers into staying away from it by suggesting they are sad but as long as it doesn't harm anybody then one person's opinion should not be used to dictate the content available to others.

An utterly abhorrent article that uses the sexist argument to attack gamers.

[DragonKnight]

Can someone tell me what the hell is wrong with boobs? So many SJWs constantly talk down about boobs and I really don't get it. Were they told that boobs are poisonous or something? What's wrong with grabbing boobs? They aren't even REAL boobs. What, are the SJWs going to try to say "virtual sexual assault" now?

[guitarded77]

Title should read...

"The Sad, Inevitable Oculus Rift *Japanese Boob-Grabbing Game Is Here"

[Magicite]

3D next-gen boobs? What more can a man wish?!

[Psygnosis333]

a fu*king real boob ;P

[OC_MurphysLaw]

@GrayFOX333 could be said better. Real boobs > Virtal boobs in every way, shape and form...literally.

[nosferatuzodd]

real boob real vagina i can see it now this is how the world end every man have a sex droid in their basement no one have any kids any more poof we go out of existence

[boneso82]

All these guys saying real boobs are better, have you seen the state on some real boobs? They can be messed up man!

Virtual boobs can be any size, shape and colour you like... I have seen some amazing boobs in my time, but not many as perfectly formed as a good pair of Virtual ones.

I say enjoy it. Disagreeing and saying stuff like "real boobs are better" as if your some macho ladies man who is fighting off the pussy wherever you go, do you not watch porn, do you not masturbate? There is a time and a place for everything, if you can't get some real boobs for whatever reason and you fancy some "me" time then there is nothing wrong with some virtual boobs, it's no worse than firing up pornhub, in fact it may be better.

ps: in a happy, boob filled, relationship myself before you ask ;)

[RedDevils]

Get real boob nerd lol

[SuperBlur]

You misogynist filthy gamer!

/s

[Bathyj]

Indeed. The only sad thing about this is I thought the graphics were like the screenshot. We need some skyrim modders to get on this.

[Axonometri]

Does it come with the slap to the face and kick in the nuts rumble pack?

[RyuCloudStrife]

DLC

[tigertron]

Especially if it was an EA game. *Buddum tish*

[Ghost_Nappa]

We all know why we clicked ;)

[Whirlwind_Fanfare_08]

Damn right! ;-)

[RPG1201]

We all knew it was coming; and so am I!

[Godmars290]

Too much information...

Also, bit light on the trigger aren't you...?

[FITgamer]

Virgins, smh.

[FullmetalRoyale]

Because only virgins are perverted.

Do you even lift, bro?

[insomnium2]

I agree but perverted? What is perverted about grabbing boobs?

[FITgamer]

No only virgins want to touch virtual boobs. It's not hard at all to get your hands on real ones.

[NexGen]

Lies. I can touch real ones all day, but I'd still do this lol.

[MRMagoo123]

@fitgamer

" It's not hard at all to get your hands on real ones." The problem is, who the hell wants to touch the ones that are easy to get, unless you like diseases.

[FullmetalRoyale]

Well I'm not here to judge what somebody else wants to do.

@insomnium2

It was not my intention to insinuate that these people were perverted. It was only in response to his post. I do not find having desire for a woman's body to be perverted. I was only pointing out the lack of logic behind his perception that only virgins would find this appealing.

[Sketchy_Galore]

Nobody believe this liar!!! I just took his advice and tried touching real ones and now I have to got to court on Thursday.

Seriously though saying only virgins enjoy virtual representations of sex is like saying only quadriplegics enjoy sports games.

[CaspuR]

lmao, I didnt know tools like these actually existed.

[Clunkyd]

To all the virgins disagreeing, lol

[DarkBlood]

But nobody wants to touch whores lol this is a safe alternative

[boneso82]

I'm 31 years old, in a happy sexual relationship, slept with plenty of women in the last 15 years... I would still play with some virtual boobs.

I think it's the ones who aren't getting any or, aren't comfortable with their sexuality or, have to pay for it, that have to pipe up with childish "virgin" comments.

"Only virgins want to touch virtual boobs" haha... ok... weirdo! That's like saying, "only virgins watch porn online", or going back in time "only virgins buy dirty DVD's" or even further back "only virgins buy magazines off the top shelf"... it's bout time you realised pornographic material has been one of the first things developed for any new form of distributable medium, and it's not just for "virgins". Man I hate that word when it's used as a derogatory term, it reeks of adolescents!

[ruefrak]

As the guy said in the article, why is this any worse than shooting virtual guns and slaughtering hundreds of people?

You know what would probably be a good idea (and what I thought this article was actually going to be about)? Putting on the Oculus and see the world through the eyes of the other gender. Look down, see boobs and nothing swinging between your legs. Yes, it's a little titillating at first, but what it actually does is allow you to see the world through the eyes of the other sex. That's something no current video game can do, no matter how well written the character is.

[Dante81]

Only virgins ridicule virgins. Fact.

[jambola]

How exactly does one "touch virtual boobs" isn't the idea of virtual boobs that they aren't really there? if you mean virtually touching boobs, then maybe it makes sense, but i don't know how one touches a virtual thing.

[DefenderOfDoom2]

Adult entertainment in technology moves the technology forward ! The first moving pictures back in the early 1900's were pictures of sexy woman.

[ShiftyLookingCow]

Wow! Its like they were waiting with their ****s in hand for such a game. Great publicity! Great clickbait!

[_LarZen_]

Touching a digital boob is sad. Killing a digital person is cool.

Get a grip.

[SilentNegotiator]

"Get a grip"

Heh.

[KonsoruMasuta]

I'd try this out... for science of course.

It can't be any worse than Custom Maid 3D with the Oculus patch... that I obviously tried out for science of course.

[contradictory]

well, it's important to make advances on the scientific field after all

[Gore-Content]

Deal! When is Oculus Rift coming out???

[Sketchy_Galore]

I love the faux disapproval of anything involving sexuality people put on when they want to sound mature. 'People having fun with their bodies? How very sad and pathetic' Okay Professor we get it. You're totally too classy and mature to even want to look at a pair of boobs and that's a totally mature and healthy attitude to have towards sex.

[strangeaeon]

It's because they are so obviously not virgins and just sooo over objectifying women. Give me a break, I am 45 and boobs are just as sublime and wonderful to me now as they were when I was 13.

[strangeaeon]

"It feels like a bag sand...when you touch it".

[brbobcat]

Of course it's Japanese

[bleedsoe9mm]

wait until they penetrate the technology completely then we will see some really weird and creepy stuff

[contradictory]

the creepy and weird stuff already exists
it's simply a matter of implementing that into VR

and VR will boost that stuff to a great degree if everything goes as planned

[CustardTrout]

I need one of dem rifts.

[izumo_lee]

We are closer to imitating that fake Oculus commercial that was created some time ago using that music video "Dancing Anymore" by Is Tropical.

If you haven't seen it look it up on Vimeo.

[GreenRanger]

The funny thing about this is if a game came out that allowed women to stroke a man's chest there would be an uproar.

[WeAreLegion]

Oh, it'll get a lot worse than the chest.

[Gh05t]

Uproar... by who? The only reason you would even get a peep is because of articles like this one RIGHT HERE!

The only uproar would be drawing the line of double standards and contradiction when women praise it and say finally some equality.

I cant even imagine the person that would honestly care about a VR game for playing with a male figure. It would all come back to the idea of double standards, not the action itself. That is the difference. Not to mention I bet when that happens (Not if but when) it will have been made by another man... just saying.

[weekev15]

Quick someone ask Anita Sarkeesian what she makes of this.

[Gh05t]

Why? Who actually cares what she thinks about this?

[weekev15]

Noone cares. Thats kind of the point.

[Korezo]

I need the one that shows feet, wheres the one about damn girl feet?

[sikandar201]

I need the one with vagina! :D

[insomnium2]

I like spreading dem buttocks.

[Alinea]

its official, this thing is going to be more used for perverted purposes >.>

[LaserEyeKitty]

...are we actually surprised by this? I mean, seriously? Even when I was in my early teens, the idea of of using VR and a sex doll to simulate sex was already a decade old. Why are we even shocked by this? You guys think that gaming is the ONLY thing VR tech will be used for? I'm certain Oculus Rift have atleast one porn industry related backer who is just waiting for the tech to hit the market so they can bundle it with a sexual device.

[MuhammadJA]

So how does this works? Do I get to wear this oculus and I see a pair of boobs in front of me that I can easily touch?

[strangeaeon]

I ruv them so much, I want to meerk them.

[SouljAx360]

Thank you Japan =)

[Hazmat13]

"its like VR with boobs"
-adam kovic

[GothamReturns]

Sooo sad.....if ur gay.....

[sebzhd]

I clic because of boobs pic, and you?

[DC777]

As if we didn't know where VR was going to end up going.

[PickAShoe]

I'm getting my boobs pillow and mouse pad.

[johny5]

Grab real boob > Sexual Harassment

Grab virtual boob > Silence.....

[Grave]

Kojima is probably buying the all the rights to this technology as I write this.

[urwifeminder]

Plays like Destiny then everyone seems to be grabbing their tits over that game.

[desertpunk86]

be married for 10 yrs and tell me that's sad,no no no its freaking exiting!

[Ocsta]

Oculus sex sim + some kind of elaborate fleshlight mounting scenario = VERY happy nerds.

[wannabe gamer]

lmao this is just weird.... may as well just fill a bag with sand and close ur eyes and go to town.

[bez87]

Just wait until the oculus rift is paired with the touch gloves from Japan, where the gloves allow you feel what's in the game without it being there, and then the boob game becomes interesting. hahahaha

[Mr Marvel]

The most interesting thing about VR so far imo.

This isn't saying much at all though.

[cruzngta]

This is technology for you. Advancing at an amazing rate. I say bring on the boobs and cute anime girls :0) Its all in good fun people - lighten up.

[DarthJay]

There is nothing sad about this and no one would be wrong for wanting to experience it. It's not for me but I don't see the problem. I would also 100% support version that let's females enjoy whatever it is about the male/female body they like in a game.

I'm so tired of being told what my morals are supposed to be. Play what you like, be who you like, like what you like and don't let anyone tell you that you are wrong for feeling that way.

[qwerty676]

i'd rather some pervs play some game to fill their desires then walk the streets potentially hurting someone

i say this is a good thing

[Gh05t]

What on earth makes you think that if someone would want this and didn't have it that they would do anything like this in real life, and not just that but "hurting" someone.

Not to mention how is that the standard for what makes this "...a good thing"

And since when is wanting to feel breasts perverted? I am sure you close your eyes and don't look at or touch anything when you procreate or practice procreating. Because to want to look or touch is PERVERTED.

You all need to open up a science book sometime since being attracted to body parts is a major factor and encourages procreation.

[ps4lifesucka]

yeah touching boobs in a game... terrible!! someone should make it where you can chainsaw the boobs off... then it would be mature and acceptable. ;)

[aLiEnViSiToR]

*click*... hehehehe boobs... *grab*...