Spong: Pocket and the Ninja Gaiden Hate

So, I hopped in the car to the SPOnG office to try out Ninja Gaiden 2, a game which seems to have had everyone raving about it and which, as it transpired, I completely lacked any joy in.

On the biggest TV I've ever seen, in a swively chair, I started it up with a fair amount of excitement. The trailer looked pretty good, if slightly bloodthirsty, and I'm feeling the need to lop off some limbs after a rather annoying couple of days at work. Within seconds I'm picking it apart and making scathing remarks and giggling like a schoolgirl at vaguely suggestive, typically Ninja-y action names.

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