The Expendabros Review: Badass and Fancy Free: Hardcore Games

Hardcore Games - The Expendabros is the manliest free game ever made. In the week and a half since I started playing it, my beard has grown nearly a full foot and my chest hair has reached almost lycanthropic levels of thickness. I had to take my cat Felix to the vet to be re-neutered after he wandered into the room during the title sequence. The USB gamepad I played it with has undergone a 30 percent increase in upper body muscle mass and is in the early stages of male pattern baldness.

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