Ask Dr. Gamer: Is Castlevania Meat Safe to Eat?

Welcome back to another edition of Ask Dr. Gamer. I am your host, Dr. Gamer, and I make the inexplicable explicable, in a video game sense. I received my doctorate degree in Vampiriology from the University of Romania, Lugosi Annex, and studied under some of the greatest minds in the field, so I know what I’m talking about.

Today’s question is from Al Binoman in Gator Scum, Louisiana. Al writes:

Dr. Gamer,

How can the meat in Castlevania possibly be safe to eat, let alone be healthy?

Al Binoman,
Gator Scum, LA

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