Gamer Leaves Bar Alone Despite Informing Female Patrons Of Six-Figure Gamerscore (Satire)

Video Games Made Me Do It: "On Saturday night, an all too familiar series of events had gamer Frank Crichton both disappointed and saddened, as he left Portland’s Rock Bottom bar alone despite the fact that he dutifully and repeatedly informed multiple female patrons that his gamerscore is well over 100,000. “And I’ve only had my console since 2009, if you can believe it.” he gleefully added to no one listening."

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Gozer1553d ago

lol He shouldn't give up, its just a matter of time til he finds the ever elusive gamer girl. Then he will have true happiness.